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Posts by The Screaming Bisexual

A meme picture of Solas from Dragon Age in a black bob, dressed as Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Text on the picture is a quote from Lord Farquaad saying "Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make".

A meme picture of Solas from Dragon Age in a black bob, dressed as Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Text on the picture is a quote from Lord Farquaad saying "Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make".

Someone said to draw Solas in a bob and well, this happened. Kinda accurate though?🤷‍♀️ #solasdragonage #shrek

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively.
Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there.
Blue: Right.

Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition.
Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Blue: Huh.

Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top.
Green: Eventually someone will fall through.
Blue: I see.

Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion.
Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us.
Blue: Are you sure this would work?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively. Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there. Blue: Right. Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition. Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Blue: Huh. Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top. Green: Eventually someone will fall through. Blue: I see. Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion. Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us. Blue: Are you sure this would work?

7 months ago 4735 1041 45 50

100% orange juice cpus in co-op mode are not allies, they are enemies hired by the boss to specifically fuck you over

7 months ago 1 1 0 1
An image of Hawke with text reading 'just found out I'm part of the problem which sucks but it feels good to be a part of something'.

An image of Hawke with text reading 'just found out I'm part of the problem which sucks but it feels good to be a part of something'.

9 months ago 79 25 0 1

Hey if anyone has enemies they want to destroy psychologically, I recommend sending them an hp printer and forcing them to make it print a single package return label. They may never recover tbh

10 months ago 26 3 0 0

Meant to Be is top tier for me!

1 year ago 6 0 0 0

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.

1 year ago 28898 5766 285 267
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You gotta listen to the Bleachers! It’s Fun. but with just one of the original band members.

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My father and I share an Amazon account,and my kindle recommendations are all kinds of confused 🤣

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THEY BROKE THE BABY!!!!!

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So apparently my TikTok account was an American account and I only JUST realized it.
Now I’m over here rebuilding a Canadian account just in case!!

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Oh, you did find a wife after the hockey game!

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No one was going to tell me that my boy T.O.P is in squid game, and now I have to watch season 1 & 2 so I CAN SEE HIM?!?

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These are the same image, and no one can tell me otherwise.

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Brain remembered it has a PS4 with Dragon Age: Inquisition, the itch will be sedated….
…For now.

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a man is sitting at a table with a bottle of ketchup and a bowl of sauce ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a bottle of ketchup and a bowl of sauce
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is getting up, stretching contently, while Blue is still asleep.
Green: Ah, the sweetness of sleep in your own bed after visiting friends.

Blue wakes up in fuzzy confusion as Green snaps wide awake, alert.
Green: Oh no! I forgot to text my friends that I got home!

Green rushes out of bed, eyes wide.
Blue, off-panel from the bed: Can't you just do that now?
Green: Too late!

Green peers out of the window, looking down at a whole group of multicolour foxes, who look up at the window. One of them, lime green, is holding a phone.
Green: It's okay! I'm alive!
Lime Fox: Call off the search.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is getting up, stretching contently, while Blue is still asleep. Green: Ah, the sweetness of sleep in your own bed after visiting friends. Blue wakes up in fuzzy confusion as Green snaps wide awake, alert. Green: Oh no! I forgot to text my friends that I got home! Green rushes out of bed, eyes wide. Blue, off-panel from the bed: Can't you just do that now? Green: Too late! Green peers out of the window, looking down at a whole group of multicolour foxes, who look up at the window. One of them, lime green, is holding a phone. Green: It's okay! I'm alive! Lime Fox: Call off the search.

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a child is laying on the floor in a play area ALT: a child is laying on the floor in a play area

When you’re not able to do the one thing you’re hyper fixated on, so you just:

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

i’m not one to hold a grudge but the mother dying in “how i met your mother” just so ted could get back together with robyn still pisses me off.

1 year ago 2017 87 164 16

BUT HE GROWLED AT ME

1 year ago 5 0 1 0

i dont need jesus i need boobs

1 year ago 686 88 41 8
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If you see this, post your favourite Pokémon.

I always love my goofy purple dragon.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

but bb, **I** have no money

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