Post a picture of yourself as a doctor

It's not my fault I grew up privileged, ok? *Runs to room. Slams door. Butler follows.*

Rather than giving us these absolutely obnoxious straw substitutes, why not - hear me out - stop giving straws at all? What able-bodied person over the age of 5 needs a straw?

Who guys? Me guys?

I think people who live in areas completely inaccessible to internet might disagree with your phrasing of "just to provide Wi-Fi"

I think the metaphor got off base here. People who are passionate about science doing work for a company led by a shit head is different from people who are passionate about killing people of color.

I still respect people who work for the federal government despite what is happening at the top.

You also have to remember that SpaceX is succeeding under the direction of Gwynne Shotwell and despite the foolishness of Elon. It's a company of some of the best engineers our country has. Don't let one fucktard take all the credit away from really talented people.

Why does everyone always want my blood all the time? Why is there never enough blood? How much blood do we have? How much blood do we want? Why isn't there a blood meter?

I don't understand these shots from the Pacific ocean. Are they being shot on an actual Potato or has the camera person just never used a camera before? It looks like they're at 24,000 ISO in full daylight.

NASA NASA.gov brings you the latest news, images and videos from America's space agency, pioneering the future in space exploration, scientific discovery and aeronautics research.

All official Nasa feeds (Roku, Youtube, nasa.gov, Google TV, etc) should be showing the same feeds.

how is there less latency between Houston and a literal space ship than there is between Houston and a Pacific Ocean ship? #artemisii

I don't know why so many companies are out here making jelly beans. Starburst figured it out. Everyone else can go home. Especially you, Jelly Belly. Go back to making actual popcorn and boogers or whatever.

Multiple push notifications from Google telling me the exact same thing

JFC, Google. I get it. I'll try your fucking microdramas. Calm THE FUCK down. Thxsomuch.

A guy I work with always wears Jesus-related clothes and it makes me uncomfortable. Not like *actually* uncomfortable but like... Leave Jesus at home.

"TV is a dying medium."

"No, my tarot reader with Tuberculosis is a dying medium."

I want that wide eared alabaster baboon launched off the planet.

First Line [Wednesday]
"All water is hard water when you impact it at 140 miles per hour."

#writerSky #amWriting

Which ship? We've done Fantasy and Treasure and absolutely loved them!

I'm the opposite. I've been through some pretty intense medical stuff myself but can't see it happen to someone else. My therapist will probably call that "unprocessed trauma" or something. It's the reason I can't enjoy anything in the Horror genre also.

I have so much squeam. It's my biggest regret.

I wish I weren't so squeamish about medical stuff. I've heard nothing but rave reviews about this show. I couldn't make it through two episodes though.

Governor Nix's Speech - Tomorrowland YouTube video by GG Cannon

Feeling this one recently

youtu.be/5sZnphH7L80?...

If he dies on Easter they will legit think he’s coming back.

Why does Paramount+ think I give a shit about UFC and how can I tell them that I don't? Asking for a self.

I think there's white wine involved too but you basically nailed it.

you: (weren’t thinking about a person at all)

weirdo who works for that person: (smashes through your window) WHY ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE MY BOSS DIED, WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT. MY BOSS ISN’T DEAD, HE’S NOT DEAD, HE’S INCREDIBLY HEALTHY. YOU LIKE THE GUY WHO HAD THE JOB BEFORE HIM, WHO SUCKED.

This one made me chuckle..

Watching Super Mario Galaxy in a theater full of kids was a tremendous experience.

Brings me back to Minecraft Opening Weekend vibes.

Super Mario Galaxy title in a cinema.

God I hope this means a reboot of Starfox on Switch 2.

Maybe Tiger Woods should have asked his caddy for a driver.