You look beautiful in the moonlight (insultingly)

I’m not a health person. How much hair should I be eating?

I will. I’d love it if my penis and ass switched back to their original places

Happy 4/20 to Dr. Who

Sometimes it’s healthy to decompress and get furious about hipocrisy like a 16 year old again.

Are you asking me? You aren’t gonna like the answer I give you playboy

Is she a Bombay? I swear my little black cat is 75% puppy. All wrestling and fetching and yapping trills. No grace no stealth.

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Yeah, like Close out terpenes.

A page from Superman 421 where a leather daddy shirtless Perry White and Mr. mxyzptlk have a cigar battle

A page from Superman 421 where a leather daddy shirtless Perry White and Mr. mxyzptlk have a cigar battle

Daddy cigar fight in Superman #421 for those freaks into that

Who else is getting too high off sale doink and crying at an issue of Fantastic 4 today

He’s basically the closest thing we have to Beast irl

I think Darkness easy, he has a whole goblin army and a kingdom. And Pennywise is a bachelor who, despite being an Old God, seems to be averse to leaving Maine ever.

Well?

Great they’re letting Bennett Foddy just make the damn controllers now

Good. Great. I’m so glad Norman Weetus’ nepo baby is winning awards.

I like to play mind games with my bookmarks on here

You: you can’t just go on and off your SSRIs at will, it’s dangerous

Me: [watching the video where they put the fleshlight in the exhaust again]

Wait Claude is a computer? Who did i assassinate?

My state has basically been held hostage by a line of monorail salesmen and this henchman for most of my adult life at this point. I’ve never met anyone from my most leftist friend to my most despicable racist co-worker who honestly like him. But alas, this is all somehow out of our hands.

I can tell you guys are trying really hard to fill the thing with something other than “opinion: women shouldn’t vote” so I appreciate it

I’ve never turned on any dryer and not thought “is it supposed to sound like that?” For a second

Oh my god! He admit it!

Why invoke the things your family may have done in the selfie?

Do you really not get it though or

Basically Klingons

I think the issue is more the text than the pics. It’s a kind of heritage you should want to keep to yourself if you aren’t properly ashamed of it (they never are)

Well I can name the reason, but at this point I’d like to see if you make it to the 2030s without it clicking for you

I don’t think it matters unless you’re a big maroon

Becoming one of those “me and the partner” posters while I’m single so I can keep all the post revenue to my damn self