I like to play mind games with my bookmarks on here

You: you can’t just go on and off your SSRIs at will, it’s dangerous

Me: [watching the video where they put the fleshlight in the exhaust again]

Wait Claude is a computer? Who did i assassinate?

My state has basically been held hostage by a line of monorail salesmen and this henchman for most of my adult life at this point. I’ve never met anyone from my most leftist friend to my most despicable racist co-worker who honestly like him. But alas, this is all somehow out of our hands.

I can tell you guys are trying really hard to fill the thing with something other than “opinion: women shouldn’t vote” so I appreciate it

I’ve never turned on any dryer and not thought “is it supposed to sound like that?” For a second

Oh my god! He admit it!

Why invoke the things your family may have done in the selfie?

Do you really not get it though or

Basically Klingons

I think the issue is more the text than the pics. It’s a kind of heritage you should want to keep to yourself if you aren’t properly ashamed of it (they never are)

Well I can name the reason, but at this point I’d like to see if you make it to the 2030s without it clicking for you

I don’t think it matters unless you’re a big maroon

Becoming one of those “me and the partner” posters while I’m single so I can keep all the post revenue to my damn self

I think the dildo from Imagine Dragons will be ok. He can wipe his tears on his money made off album sales to youth pastors

I think a lot of these new conservative Catholics really just thought they’d be raping more kids at this point and are confused

From now on I’m only replying with “I’m on my way to kick your ass” it doesn’t matter what you post. Ban me if you must, but I’ll simply get on my way to kick your little ass about it

If the president breaks the law I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna snap!

I guess my question is: were the Budokai motion controls good?

Thinking about the time I sold my adderall at school and bought my mom a George Strait CD out of guilt, and from the fact that I had any money she somehow deduced I sold my adderall and she gave my Wii away.

Still from “that’s why he’s the goat…THE GOAATTT”

The problem with thots is I’m over here, and I’m just exhausted

This is how I find out she’s fucking my partner from a Canadian website that you guys don’t go to?!

That’s sweet but idk if Mickey Mouse would even notice 😞

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Big bright mistake. My zipper is scalding.

League of Comic Geeks app showing the monthly challenge for Daredevil comics ending April 30th

Generally gamification rubs me the wrong way, and I’m not sure how invested I’ll be next month when my boy DD isn’t the theme, but I gotta admit in a time where all media is everywhere at any time, this has been a fun way to filter all that into something manageable.

I just get like this when there hasn’t been a movie or show or game or book or TCG or comic or comparisons to actual fascist caused deaths announced in the last week

I’m glad they’re getting your order right

God I wish they’d make another Star Wars. FUCK.