"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution" is so fucking funny to me

You’re gonna tell me there’s something inside that syringe that will protect me better than a gun from something?

bsky.app/profile/nick...

Without stating your age post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

Really hope there isn't something on the dangers of disease during war written by the pentagon in the last two weeks...

Well, lookie there...

www.war.gov/News/Feature...

I fucking love playoff hockey

Evergreen

@realjuicyjay blacksky app has blocked you 7:35

Very VERY funny if this is what I was blocked over

Eagles are turning people into horses

I can't stand these movies because of "what's the play" and something "going sideways."

Peggy Hill telling Hank, "I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach." Next panel, Hank looks surprised, "Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas!"

Bugs Bunny sitting in a chair in an orange robe with orange slippers, big orange and yellow hat and circular sun glasses.

At long last, Global Tetrahedron is taking over. YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com/shorts/ldWnJ...

Someone needs to check in on Alex Jones’ drinking buddies stat!

https://www.theonion.info/

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Probably trying to piss me off because I turn 41 in a little over a week.

I feel very seen and 38 by this

Which betting site should I put all my money down that these people will wind up riding a bus to MetLife.

Hand over my heart

“When the moon is round and full,
Gotta bust that box,
Gotta gut that fish.”

Amen

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down

THE SYSTEM
IS DOWN

THE SYSTEM

IS DOWN

I could change him, but I don't even want to. I want him to be himself forever ❤️

This is about Godzilla

Mango Reinhardt, the thinking man's pop!

Very funny that this burner is def a friend of a couple of my friends.

COMMENTARY OTHER VIEWS LGBTQ+ No, my Sun-Times colleague, Violet Miller, and lare not the same person Many people can't tell us apart because they don't know or understand trans women, a deficit that fuels policies and rhetoric that harm us all. By Ellery Jones | Apr 15, 2026, 6:00am CDT Chicago Sun-Times reporter Violet Miller (left) and Sun-Times and WBEZ Innovation Editor Ellery Jones | Candace Dane Chambers/Sun-Times

A very important personal message for you all today:

No, @vimiller.bsky.social and I are NOT the same person.

And the fact that y'all keep confusing us says something about Society™️

in case you need more clarification: chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/2026...

Always and forever

Ok, is Mrs. Colombo good... no, but it's fascinating!

archive.org/details/s-01...

Me knowing Colombo is on the case

@josie.zone 👋 can we be mutuals so I can consume hella good rare music and video on plex? Ok too if you're like 'nah'

Looks A LOT like the time I wrote a paper on Loose Change while overdosing in flu meds.