sloperator?

even this guy? secretaardvark.com/wp-content/u...

not enough people have seen Men In Black

I most certainly will not

up until now the worst sneezing injury I've heard about was the guy in my HS calc class who got a fork (lightly) embedded in his forehead by sneezing in front of an open dishwasher silverware rack

furniture doesn't get a vote

orthopedic?!

~Red Hot~ ... nope
~Rocky Horror~ ... nope

biopique

Every kiss begins with K(etamine)

what I can't tell is how you got them _out_ of the frame to take that picture

no way in hell they'd name it after a strong, capable woman

there was an old onion horoscope that was something like "you will be murdered in such a brutal and horrific fashion that in order to save your parents' feelings the police will say you were merely sodomized in half by a horse"

iirc they have had some adoption in things like industrial manufacturing, where they can provide a very targeted augmented reality layer for spotting & flagging defects & whatnot, but not general purpose/end user stuff

yeah it sounds pretty crappy in practice

I know several people who wish they had it, but they're missing the requisite courses of antibiotics

Auto-brewery syndrome - Wikipedia

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The epidermal WHAT?!?

(all she needs for the wedding is some khaki shorts and hiking boots)

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alf what have they done to you

this is a big part of what social media is for... people gushing about niche interests with one another

careful with the swords tho

A large, detailed plush of Trogdor, the Burninator, against a pale beige wall, with regrettable shadows from both a fool and his phone

Just look at all his majesty!

I mean, to be the man, you've gotta beat the man, so...

forbidden croissant (for good reason)

thank you 😞 it's been really hard. he got out a few days before, we searched for him for days, & then the next door neighbor saw him and we got our hopes up, only for their dog to find him first.

he was such a sweet boy, he didn't deserve that. he could have had 5-10 more years of happy indoor life

we aren't reading the manga but we've definitely enjoyed the anime adaptation... the manga-ka is really good at regularly raising the stakes in surprising ways. We're hooked

did you watch Vigilantes too? there's some more of his backstory included

Double awoo today, ergo, Taco Twosday