I would like everyone to stop asking me to do things.

Going to try to be productive today

Apparently my body decided to take the weekend off for real

Make new memories in old places.

Bracing myself for grading next week 😩

My phone changed “for” to “fi”

cut 4/10 THE DEBATE IN QUOTES "WHAT I DON'T HAVE IN EXPERIENCE I MAKE UP FOR IN INTEGRITY, AND WHAT YOU LACK IN INTEGRITY YOU COULD NEVER MAKE UP FOR WITH EXPERIENCE." -ZOHRAN MAMDANI, TO ANDREW CUOMO

That's gonna leave a mark.

I get that we’re focusing on this little side quest of his, but what it’s telling us all is that he has no intention of leaving the White House…

Y’all should’ve never let his ass win that election.

And so…the Wee Bey moment was right there…

Your old habits/mindset/comfort zones will kill your growth.

You know it’s real when the plants are telling you to cut that old shit out…

I moved it so it had more sun, was more diligent about watering it properly but nothing worked. So I asked my godmother (a master herbalist) and she told me to change the soil. I told her that I did and she said:

“Old soil doesn’t have the necessary nutrients to support new growth”

In today’s episode of “Plants Wisdoms”:

My prodigiosa/siempre viva/Ewe Dun Dun has been growing like crazy to the point that I had to double its pot size. I used the soil I had leftover from the last pot upgrade and went on my way.

Then it started dying. RAPIDLY.

When your avoidant ex tells you they’ve “grown”:

Lmaoo. It’s honestly one of the best sounds.

Sometimes I give my dog a few potato chips because she’s very good at making crunchy sounds for some reason? It’s good ASMR.

Awwwww! She’s adorbs!!!!

Dismayed and disappointed to hear this news

Making exceptions for when you enforce a boundary means that the issue was never about alignment/self-preservation but control.

Because it’s hilarious lmao.

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Finished our fair food map. All I need are those donuts and a chamoy pickle 🤤

I’m learning that I haven’t spent nearly enough time with Dread Scott’s work. I remember learning about the Flag piece, but not much more than that.

If you only find joy in the product and never the work, you gonna be in for a long hard road ahead.

All I gotta do is shiver ONCE in my home and that heat is getting turned on.

Whatever happened to “never let somebody tell you that they don’t want you more than once”?!

Did the girlies lose that recipe? Did y’all not have an auntie with a 27-piece?! Did your grandma not have that bowl of walnuts, apples, and, oranges on the dining room table?!

Who raised you to be dizzy?

Just saw a fox on campus…

Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC....
Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November

The work IS the joy. The work IS the point. Yes.

I do things for the journey as much as I do the destination. Only thing I wanna snap and fix is my A1C.

I missed one of the festivals I’ve been meaning to go to.

Solid > pressure.