Come get your Ring camera for 24/7 surveillance coverage “for lost dogs”. K.

Fascism.

Abigail you are amazing and will be amazing in this shenanigan too.

Hit the showers, Liam! All washed up hahaha.

That’s awesome!

A bias for staying alive for fuck’s sake.

Also nobody fucking says LGB. the fuck?

They can certainly waste their time trying to rewrite history. All I know is that when they’re overthrown it’s all going to be added back in.

Heartbreaking. ugh.

“Wait for my brother, Baron!”

Don’t we all.

“It’s Got Electrolytes!”

He’s completely untrustworthy.

If I was the NSA I’d be like Okey Dokey, and round file that fucking order. Like they’re going to go audit the NSA’s data.

Also: Reverse every EO. Bake gender equality into the constitution.

Need to feed them cornmeal for a week and then they’ll be ok.

I hereby rename the Atlantic Ocean as The Pond.

How to specify steps that may land me on a list?

If I have to choose, not Oasis.

at this point, I really don’t care if they violate the prime directive to pick me off the earth.

Zero decorum.

Bloodwine

Yeah, me neither. I'd be more compelled by a return to folk.

Substack does need to decentralize, and we need to realize the early stages of lock-in and future 'enshittification' if we decide to stay.

I've learned so much about myself in the last 10 years. I don't think I would have learned this much had I stayed in the closet. In fact, I was destined to become an alcoholic had I stayed on that path, and likely deep into alcoholism by this point. I chose the better path of authenticity.

The Trauma Club

He’s got a few kids hanging around, they make convenient meat shields.

Ask them about election inteference. My guess is that they were the coders because it certainly was not Elon.

It’s been newfound joy every day. I have ten years of selfies to prove it.