Highly successful with many envious haters

Dr. Forrester gives Frank a $25 savings bond in the MST3K episode Santa Claus, telling him: "It matures in 2023. You'll want to keep that in a safe place."

HAPPY TV'S FRANK'S $25 SAVINGS BOND MATURING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

My favorite musician died yesterday and I am in shambles about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdWXqtk484

It's like if the government sold heroin, advertised for it via every possible channel, but appended a little warning that said "if you have a heroin problem call 555-OOPS"

I've caught it while my parents were watching it and it seemed very good. High production value and very good acting, and I didn't see anything cringe, blasphemous, etc.

Friends, I would like to remind you all that cancer fucking sucks.

Alexandre Dumas

>mfw I capsize and lose my sail bag, spare battens, all my spare hardware, and my best water bottle

Holy mackerel I have been so exhausted all day. Coffee, espresso, protein, vegetables, nothing is waking me up

"Jesus' doctrine cannot be communicated by word only or by reflection only; it is intended to be imbibed by sharing his life, his space, his locus of activity, his task, his Heart… The difference between the school of Jesus and all other schools is that here the Teacher is the Doctrine."

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

This is the social network the people in WALL-E use

screenshot of a post from Threads from foodnetwork: what's for breakfast, food fans?

where my food fans at??

Foul, putrid energy emanates from this screenshot. I have a chill down my spine

This app cannot win

Let’s kick things off here with some art posting

Bl. Carlo Acutis, pray for us

Drop your Lock Screen

(St Cecilia 😊🥰)

hi buddy

an image of Duke nukem with the caption "We should replace the US government with boobs"

gm

You guys see this new website Threads… now this is the good shit

If a single person on the road gets this I will be happy

Why am I hearing a bunch of kissing noises

Threads is about to have the most banal, vacuous content the Web has ever seen. 85% brands and celebrities jerking each other off with an occasional organic user complaining about fast food service or posting advice animals

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe!

Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

I prefer to think of it as half-alive.

Detroit area??

Wow surprised Michigan made the cut but thanks

God is good. God is in control.

Happy 4th, everyone. 🇺🇲