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Panneau stop en France — Wikipédia

Except in France, where they say STOP fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panneau...

1 year ago 4 0 1 0

Mercenaries are usually paid voluntarily by the recipient of the service. "Extortionist" seems to fit the bill better in this case.

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Mex-sickos saying SÍ... JA JA JA... SÍ!

Mex-sickos saying SÍ... JA JA JA... SÍ!

¡SÍ!

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Comical Ali with the head of Karoline Leavitt

Comical Ali with the head of Karoline Leavitt

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

"What about those means of production? A lot of people people are talking about means of production these days. You know what? We're gonna seize 'em! Make our means of production great again! USA! USA!"

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García is projected to be overtaken within a few years by Musk

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a man in a black jacket and purple tie says i know writers who use subtext Alt: Garth Marenghi says i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
1 year ago 7 1 0 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a cubicle . Alt: Bunk from The Wire shakes his head in disgust and walks off.
1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Next they're gonna euthanise grandpa so he doesn't have to deal with all the bad vibes

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If you witnessed anyone sabotaging or vandalizing Tesla vehicles or dealerships, an important thing to remember is no you fucking didn't and you don't know jack shit about jack shit. #TeslaTakedown

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Wait, it's all Canada says astronaut 1.
Always has been says astronaut 2 with a gun to the back of the head of astronaut 1.

Wait, it's all Canada says astronaut 1. Always has been says astronaut 2 with a gun to the back of the head of astronaut 1.

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We'll find out in a few months time

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Tweet from a guy who writes for The Atlantic complaining that he has been using dog shampoo for months because the text "for Pets" is in 4-pt type. Below the text there is a picture of the bottle with a massive photo of a labrador retriever on it.

Tweet from a guy who writes for The Atlantic complaining that he has been using dog shampoo for months because the text "for Pets" is in 4-pt type. Below the text there is a picture of the bottle with a massive photo of a labrador retriever on it.

This you?

1 year ago 4 1 0 0
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Twentieth Century Motor Car Corporation - Wikipedia

This one is my favourite en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twentie...

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The American Gothic painting but with Virginia Media Ron and his missus

The American Gothic painting but with Virginia Media Ron and his missus

Can somebody do this except good?

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By "find out who did it" do you mean "illegally invade middle Eastern countries"?

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It seems to be the list of players with >44 G+A in the top 5 European leagues, sorted in descending age order. So only Zlatan and Messi have that many G+A at an older age.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

I now feel very privileged that for 80% of my life I was only vaguely aware of his existence.

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Now I'm imagining a sandwich with all of those ingredients. On ciabatta.

1 year ago 7 0 1 0
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I could have eliminated government grants with the same level of effectiveness by using an Excel spreadsheet

1 year ago 4 1 0 0

Definitely little old ladies bringing their own kettle because they don't want to pay 3 quid for a cup of tea or whatever it costs nowadays

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Mitchell and Webb Farmer Part 2
Mitchell and Webb Farmer Part 2 YouTube video by Chris Comben

youtu.be/J-v1zV8n0cA?...

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the last syllable of this skeet is optional

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is it weird that I heard the bean noises when I read this

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Birthing fees coverage for mothers on medicaid ❌
Berthing fees coverage for oligarchs yachts ✅

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a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her Alt: Lucille Bluth (played by Jessica Walter) from Arrested Development saying good for her
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Map showing the US renamed as West Russia, except for Alaska which is renamed East Russia to confuse the hard of thinking

Map showing the US renamed as West Russia, except for Alaska which is renamed East Russia to confuse the hard of thinking

Improved version

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