going to be a rough day at the office today… yeah the salted babe…. yeah mhmm he shot gimself…. grim stuff

i’m on The Verge of tears

final fantasy tactics advanced: Battle Network

male-witch bailiff, please read the paternity test for the court

buddy
they're gonna let everyone fuck the computer

i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human

i had a rought day. computer, pull up maid jar jar simulation. no makeup, disposition 'fiesty'

if you don’t believe in intelligent design, then why do you think we have hands we can trace to quickly and easily draw a turkey? explain that, smartypants

haliey welch is MIA cuz she died in the squid games playing hopscotch

page 3000 of icanhazcheeseburger

what's crazy is that this is actrually a serious post without any irony and it sickens me that you all think this is normal and expected it all along #growup

epic rap battles of history netflix anime series

unfriended : dark web(2018)

casio locational marginal piss

im gugphhf

relapsing on jay leno

tornado hit the arby’s. meat everywhere

but yeah a blanket “fuck off don’t use us to launder your reputation” statement i think is valid

i would not take a portion of the blood money and be part of absolving the guilt/public images of those involved. if they were like “hey here is 100% of my ill-gotten blood money earnings, i denounce it, etc” i think that’s a much different sort of case

i can’t afford the cream , the sugar

Finger 11 starring danny ocean

nice!

3 hour documentary on the new fortnite skin, obama tan suit

jimmy john’s free smells but they are doing the hibachi cooking

little does she know ‘JF’ also known as ‘Jesus Freak’

family guy style thoughts

i hope you are ready to eat your words when they get a harpsichord in there

stupid ass reading comic books aren’t you an adult