Socko’s incel Amish nephew

Chudidiah

John Xenoverse 2…

Rest…

Fortnite’s not based bc they don’t have Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’s wheel move

Once again proving why Socko keeps you on the imaginary bankroll

Socko’s board game about hunky boys

Hunky Hunky Himbos

Socko is like a big, sexy muppet

Can’t wait to core out this apple and FUCK IT

Socko has eaten 4 Magnetix metal balls when he was younger

!sweetass

Do you see Socko as a Homer-figure in your life, Large Michael?

Socko would argue but he does enjoy pegging

Silverquill, Socko’s beloved

All money being sent to Israel will be sent to the IRA

#SOCKO2028

Socko is the result of nuclear fallout and generations of inbreeding

Socko is from Wrong Turn

Socko has eaten people in both the sexual way and not sexual way

#SOCKO2028

Goblin Pussy? Socko sure is.

Socko has never considered that T. would be his middle initial

Wait that much’s a crime?

Don’t check Socko’s shed.

Ya eva have eggs before?

Fuckin mental.

Socko

The Only Pro-Toad Licking Politician

#SOCKO2028

Peepee

Oh Socko Socko

You wanna be a sock

Oh Socko Socko

Please don’t call the cops

Socko is a known CIA asset for his skill in “enhanced interrogation techniques” by explaining Warhammer and wrestling history

Need more…ass on the TL…

Also gonna tattoo this on Meatsuit’s ass

Socko and Mrs. Socko are trying to ignore the fact that we were both energized and in good moods all day after waking up at 5 am.

Is mental health that worth it?

…whatcha got there Oddter

a cat sitting on a counter next to a roll of green tape Alt: a cat sitting on a counter next to a roll of green tape

SOCKO’S FUCKING VASE

A blue vase

Shit Socko forgot he has a business meeting across the state guys watch Socko’s priceless antique vase for Socko