Posts by The Annotated Snark
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what do we think, chat? should we give him our money??
what do we think
Good morning! This pretty blue boi is ready to fill his stomach with tasty peanuts! #CAScrubJay
DW Griffith was born 150 years ago today.
I've trained you. You know what to do.
What was he? Racist.
What did he invent? Nothing at all.
Why would history books claim that? Look at Elon Musk!
Emu prints at Froggy Dam, Gluepot Reserve, South Australia.
Sandhill Crane on a rainy day.
Burrowing owl perched on an irrigation sprinkler
Good morning! 🪶
Close up portrait of a Bohemian Waxwing - a grey bird with peachy face, black eye mask and crest. It looks very very soft.
This face
#birds
Today's alternative #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BirdInABush. Here's two Common Kingfishers in a bush especially for @alan678.bsky.social
#Cheshire #ECK #photography #birds #nature #wildlife #Kodachrome #1990s #VintageLens #ManualFocus
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
A Bohemian Waxwing on a branch. The bird is brown and grey with peach on the forehead and cheek. There is black on the chin, across the eye and in the wings. There are white, red and yellow lines on the wing and yellow at the tip of the tail. The head crest is down and backlit by the sunset.
Bohemian Waxwing for #BirdOfTheDay #BestOfTheMonth
A photo of a yellow and brown songbird just after taking flight from a branch.
No, yellow-rumped warbler, don't go!
#birds #wildlife #nature
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1 MR.TRUE: WHY, HELLO, JOHNSON, WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND THIS WAYS WON'T YOU COME IN? MR.JOHNSON: YeS, EVERETT, I CAN STAY A LITTLE WHILE. I WAS JUST OVER VISITING WITH I THE SMITH'S. FOUR OF THEIR CHILDREN HAVG THE MEASLES, AND - P2- MR . TRUE THROWS MR.JOHNSON OFF THE FRONT PORCH.
The Southwest American
Fort Smith Arkansas,11.25.1917
Onion headline that reads “I work very hard, and I would like to try cake” by A Horse
Best money I spend every month
If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky
Oxford University Museum of Natural History illuminated in the evening.
Oxford University Museum of Natural History illuminated in the evening, black bear in foreground.
Ok, the museum looks absolutely incredible here in the evening. Phenomenal lighting. We have a good turnout of around 80 people...
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
With 2026 continuing the slide from awful to terrible, I should stop whining and post some colour to lift the mood.
There are four subspecies of the Australian ringneck parrot. This one is the mallee ringneck.
A great blue heron with a branch in its mouth perches on a fir tree covered in moss
Some peak west coast vibes here looking out my office window today.
Go Kat!
Cowboy
Someone is glad Caylen is home
A gum tree seen through the red leaves.
Mùa Hè (Hạ) means summer in Vietnamese
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekHforJs
Small blue flowers on a brunnera.
Good morning!
First flowers of the year on my Brunnera today. 🌱
Have an amazing day!
There are many photogenic birds out there but the Lilac-breasted Roller is one of my favorites. I call them "Damn Birds" because it seems like every time I get one in focus, they fly away and I go "damn!" 😆 But once in awhile, they stand still!
#BirdOfTheDay #Photogenic #birds #nature #photography
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