Is this winning?

do racing "news" outlets know they can write about the tragedy that just occurred at Nurburgring without mentioning that Max Verstappen is racing in it? the world does not revolve around Formula 1 drivers.

a white and tan Shiba mix, Willow, is sitting on a bean bag chair with no cover on it and looking extremely pissed off because WE RUINED HER BEAN BAG

willow, the same Shiba mix, lays on the bean bag and a blanket and passed the fuck out

before and after putting the bean bag cover back on after a wash

May your smoke alarms be always working.
May your dog be always happy.
May your fire extinguisher be always accessible.
May your ladder be always on a firm, flat surface.
May your cat be around.

It took me far too long to learn about Doug's mommy issues and now I can't think of him in any other way. Extra awkward because I live in Norfolk, where he's buried.

I told a kid in high school that I would defenestrate him in front of a teacher, and that teacher was so entertained by the fact that I a) used that word b) absolutely knew what it meant and c) used it correctly made him not even get me in trouble. Kid didn't get defenestrated though.

(OPENS WINDOW)

NARRATOR: Bernie Sanders is Jewish

anyway I think the lesson everyone should be learning here is that DEI was probably really fucking good for the armed forces because it meant you were hearing opinions like "hey so supply chains matter" and "yo maybe the troops should eat a food"

Exactly one year ago today:

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

the beach and the roller coasters are calling

if you have followed this saga I do not think it will be resolved any time soon and I do need a washer so if I have made you laugh at my own expense, please consider sending a couple bucks my way to make this a little less financially stressful venmo.com/u/RoseWisp

The dryer is working… for now. I’m still taking his ass to court, just need to figure out the logistics of filing.

A washer sitting in a laundry room.

It’s here now. And running.

it's shit like this that makes me wonder why the artemis 2 crew bothered coming back

https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I took a brand recommendation from this company though and have a new one coming from lowe's tomorrow because I want to do laundry again.

the washer repairman said my washer is fucked beyond reasonable repair and needs a new control board. I'm mad.

the washer repairman from a decent company arrived when he said he would. That is a win.

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

This is to say
I have taken
The trash can
That was next to
The pedophile’s apartment

And which
You put
your painting business
trash in

Forgive me
The city said
It was our trash can
And not yours

he is called the pedophile because he is a registered sex offender

I have taken our trash can from the pedophile after confirming with the city that it is, in fact, our new trash can

this is a “good” thing but project liberal is just a centrist grift run by neocons who think Trump is too brash

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

The more I think about the 70,000 ICE incarcerated without due process the more I think we are underreacting. People are literally trapped inside for profit prisons. We need to do something.