Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.

“Donald Trump Is A Fucking Asshole” - Op-ed by Santa.Claus

Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Trump’s Dangerous Response to the Kirk Assassination Rather than condemning violence and calling for unity, the president of the United States accused his political opposition of being accessories to murder.

"Trump is not offering a neutral guideline for making American political debate more civil," @jonathanbchait.bsky.social writes. "He is proposing a rule that binds his opponents but does not protect them, and protects him and his allies but does not bind them":

Come to my house and you can listen to the topic now 24/7.

They can be real assholes. Just sayin

You can talk to me

Does
Anyone use this thing?

What a terrible time for SNL to be off-air for the summer.

You know what to do!

6/5 needs to be a National holiday now called Schadenfreude Day.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

💯.

All the damn time actually!

She Wants Revenge. The winner of the weekend at Cruel World.

Goddammit…Cruel World is the best festival around. #iwanttofuckingtearyouapart

This would save us from a lot of problems.

Where will the new Wes Anderson movie place in my list? The Phoenician Scheme, out May 30th. Come back on June 1st to FIND OUT! #wesanderson #thephoenicianscheme

This is what a Mediterranean diet looks like, and it’s awesome.

Coffee is what’s up. @qedcoffee

A Night At The Opera. Tosca by Puccini.

From one of the greatest stop-motion films of all time: A Midsummer Night's Dream (1959), dir. Jiří Trnka, Loutkový Film Praha

Thoughts and prayers

Only when you stare into Mothmans' eyes.

This is why Starbucks is boarding up their windows at the Pike & Boren location: it’s near the Seattle May Day protest. I’m sure there are some PO’d people looking for a target.