The president is currently trying to steal 10 BILLION DOLLARS from the American people and it’s not the main news story in the country… not even close

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Poetry

Has Trump done anything that was not beneficial to Putin?

He is Liz Cheney

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

This is precisely the sort of advance that Bobby Measles is trying to prevent when he cuts funding for mRNA-based vaccines and treatments.

Steve Bannon pissed his pants on stage at the World Economic Forum, Kash Patel is missing, Pete Kegsbreth is quoting Pulp Fiction as the Bible, RFK, Jr. eats raccoon penis, and Trump keeps using war to milk the markets. No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves. Lock them all up.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Two totally foreseeable results from this :
1. Doctors will leave TX
2. Malpractice insurance will go up

#Hogsbreath is too stupid to be the Secretary of Defense!

Deaths of migrants in ICE custody hit record high under Trump Twenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October, the start of the federal government's fiscal year, already surpassing 2004's toll of 28, the previous record, according to government data.

Twenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October, the start of the federal government's fiscal year, already surpassing 2004's toll of 28, the previous record, according to government data. n.pr/4sLetjV

Celebrating nepocapitalism, really

Just chillin'

On this Tax Day, I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Older-coded : i don't see the point of a fitbit

So Guy Fieri put out a statement yesterday saying that he had no idea who the sexual abuser was that he talked to at the UFC Event on the weekend. I'm not buying it.

Oh so the problem is the pope doesn't have access to a SCIF

Et si le document est aux USA, le mettre dans le dossier Epstein

And hydrate. Don't forget to hydrate

Area man who has been Catholic for 20 minutes lectures the Pontiff on the finer points of doctrine - Lawyers, Guns & Money Shorter verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” After President Donald Trump clashed with Pope Leo XIV over the war i...

Short...no, wait, verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/area...

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

25% are republicans

One of the few assigned books I actually read in high school (shh...) and thought it was amazing

If he was telling the truth about this, i have serious questions for the parents. Starting with : screen time? And continuing with : online shopping?

Absolute clown show

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But did she cancel her nearby hotel reservation 🤔🤔

news happens so fast that I also forgot the president posted a murder video like a day or two before the Jesus fiasco and it's crazy that the latter made more of a stir