Yeah, we’re paying $1000. so much winnin!

“Would you like to come in and change my diaper? People are saying it’s a terrific experience.”

This guys face and smirk need slapped off of him.

You’re assuming we’ll have an election in November. I’m not so sur.

That’s 3D chess Aaron

Yet he claims they’re intercepting messages about how much they enjoy being bombed.

Dude can barely walk. Slurred speec.

Try and get into his head? Hard pass

Can he stick a paper clip into an outlet?

Art of the deal. Such a skilled negotiator.