gary tumnus

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Tomodachi life real

I wonder if you could trick Trump into talking to the new Infowars.

new tomodachi life is unfair to people who don't have a capacitive stylus sitting around

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

i need someone to poll "Would you know what I meant if I said I was 'waiting for it to happen'?"

kung lao DLC outfit

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Some IDF asshole taking a sledgehammer to the face of a statue of Jesus in Lebanon

IDF winning hearts and minds of the Christian community in Lebanon and worldwide

receiving love....... confirmed, love received

i got one late last night at like peak "teenagers fucking around in the kitchen" hours and it looked closer to this

a crunchwrap hits so damn good when you've been in the hospital for 12 hours taking care of your spouse

that triple double is fucked up small though they're not wrong about that one

pauline is home from the hospital and we are both exhausted. she is relaxing in bed with painkillers and the steam deck and the cat, and i will insist she remain in that state for the next several days.

the surgeon told me it was basically the most insane fucked up gall stone he'd ever seen

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

more good news: the nurse attending Pauline heard it was my birthday and is apparently a real chucklehead

thank

good news: surgery went well and pauline is recovering now. bad news: they gotta stay at the hospital overnight because they lost a lot of blood and apparently the gall stone was the biggest the surgeon had ever seen. a superlative wife in every way.

dont remender

thank you and heck to gall stones

folks i literally got a colicky wife over here. they got the damn colic.

was not expecting “emergency gall bladder removal surgery for my wife” as a birthday event today. i guess it’ll be a memorable and expensive one.

I’ve never believed there’s anything sacred or dignified about politicians / the presidency but it is really funny that ~20 years ago the press decided to torpedo a presidential candidate’s campaign because he yelled “yeah” too enthusiastically.

and through which app you cannot actually purchase said book because of various feuds with the Apple payment ecosystem

nintendo is perpetually two steps forward one step back, i swear. you could share your tomodachi life miis on the 3DS with QR codes! now the game doesn’t even let you so much as look at your friends’ miis, you have to make them all from scratch yourself

From Call of Duty 3 on Xbox 360 (captured on XSX)

i was literally just thinking of this sign like yesterday for no reason. the “hu mm” haunts me