and getting paged about it a 3am

is this how you guys feel when i talk about gynecology

my patient with an SBO after 2d of NPO when they start to pass flatus

gm king

one nice thing about the labor floor is virtually every patient is tested for HIV and Hep B/C in the third trimester so it's basically one of the lowest risk populations for bloodborne pathogens but it is still fucking annoying

I've gotten two needlestick injuries at work this month alone... I know employee occupational health is sick of my clumsy ass

was thinking about watching s2 of the pitt but I heard the obstetrics is garbage again soooo idk

p-value...........

also hysteroscopy and abortions

just realized I've already done more than half the number of c-sections I need to graduate residency 😳

lighting a candle and saying a prayer for a particular carotid artery plaque to rupture

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

what does it mean to be mid breakup? Like they are actively on the phone with the partner breaking up with them in this moment? Or do you mean post-breakup

At least it’s mentum anterior

Doesn’t matter

I support the annexation of Italy

of course the it*lian would focus on that...

no fosmanogepix no chat

Game Changers

read a book...

eating pastry, ordering meropenem, posting partial shaft

Sometimes I become suddenly aware of how weird my job is.

Post night-shift operative vaginal delivery sim

fuckkk I have to do my taxes :(

Which do I look like 🎣

It’s CUNTTTT I wish I could see it again

me to my epiduralized patients

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist.

YOU - I exist too.

yes

literally obvious but unfortunately stephen isn't gifted with our intellect....

It made me really want to watch Pacific Overtures 😭