Are you watching snuff

Your boss posts this for the entire organisation to see, wyd

I've stopped manically posting because I have achieved normal

Work in progress shot of a yellowy-green coloured Cankerborn daemon of Nurgle

WIP: trying to get some skin colour variation

Quaint!

Feels very bad but at least it doesn't look anything like me

Oh just opened up confluence and my boss has generated a team picture with ms copilot. Might neck myself actually

I usually get it out of a little packet instead

Computer, you're sitting by a gentle stream,

I started thinking about computer mindfulness jokes to try to deal with some horrid 6 AM thoughts. Gave up because the mindfulness bit was just helpful

That weepy bullshit cover of dancing on my own. What happened there. We shouldn't have allowed that

my beautiful friends got to hang out with Colin mochrie this morning and i'm so jealous

Mongolian food videos on rednote go crazy, those guys are slurping on shit you've never seen before

These days it would be my laptop on a desk with michaelsoft teams open

Take me back to BeReal. I long to BeReal. Never mind that it was day after day of my laptop on my desk with a code editor open

Damn right (it's moccamaster season)

No that's far too large to go in there

Moss the cat is lounging on my shoulder while i'm in a Teams meeting

In a very important Microsoft Teams meeting

Well that's just good stuff

I can tell you from experience that the rhetoric around "AI dev tools free you up for more valuable work" is utter horseshit. It's a return to the days of fucking around while long compiles run

A few more highlights to do and the basing needs some love but!

That song about stealing from the supermarket is the most coworker shit I've heard in a hot minute

Unforch corporate managerial types are the ones that fall for things like "anthropic's new model is so dangerous that the public can't have it". It's unfortunate because it then becomes my job to respond to that in a professional way

Much to be done here, but I love the putrid blightkings

I've listened to the Wider than the Sky album from top to bottom six times in the last two days; I'm doing fine

"Reactions don't close deals. The CEO wants pipeline velocity, not emoji dopamine."

Honestly this is so validating. Thank you Jeremy chomster

They always ask for "Uncle Dimmy" and frankly the rest of you have some catching up to do

Nieces and nephews teach you important lessons, like everyone should be excited to see you and devastated when it's time to go

"Pfp" doesn't have the gravitas of "avatar"

I have some really lovely braided cables - not that you would know anything about that