#unexpectedDCC

I looked them up and ordered them immediately. lol

Oh no! *HUGZ* Hope it's gotten better!

<laugh> I do this with a couple of friends. I live in a VERY conservative state (red state) and the looks I get... LOL

Good morning, people of my phone! Today is a fresh start and a new chance to keep moving forward. Progress doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to happen. One step, one decision, one moment at a time. You've got what it takes. Now go show today what you're made of! ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🫂 #You'veGotThis

Those cards are amazing! 😍

Happiest of birthday wishes, lovely! 🎉

#MAGA #Trump #Freedom #Democracy #HumanRights

Black and white text graphic with humorous message suggesting using a tree as a low cost health test. It lists exaggerated “diagnoses” based on outcomes like ants gathering indicating diabetes, grass drying indicating high salts, a barbecue smell indicating high cholesterol, forgetting to pull up pants indicating Alzheimer’s, and hearing a tree talk indicating schizophrenia.

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Stickers are fun! Good job!

Do what you can. The rest will wait. ❤️

Good morning, Pete and awww. :)

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The real mummy's curse: in 4,000 years, the descendants of every archaeologist who dug these people up should themselves be exhumed and put on display, posed in meme-worthy dioramas showcasing the absurdity of early 21st century culture.

1, 2, & 8

While I would love more time with loved ones, I've watched enough movies to know that "bring them back" never works well.

No bills, good health? Sign me up. The speak 10 languages would depend on the languages. If it's 10 variations of Aramaic or ancient greek, I'll take #4 please. 🤷‍♂️

OMG. SAVE YOURSELVES!

#reminders

Did you ever have a period in your life where you thought it was slowing down and then… yeah not so much? Whew.

Why do I keep doing this to myself? lol 🥵

#KeepYourChinUp #We’veGotThis #LotsOfLove

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By the gods this man. While I’ll admit I will dance in the streets when he dies, I’m not the POTUS, and would have more tact if I were. I’d dance in private if I were/am president. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Yes! She is as well! 😉

Getting ready to do the same. Not looking forward to it. <laugh> This adulting stuff is overrated.

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Adorable!

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I'm more afraid of those who are exactly the same as they were 5, 10, or 20 years ago. We live, we grow. At least that's the plan!

Good morning, Pete. *HUGZ*

Good morning people of my phone, happy Friday eve! Just a quick reminder for those carrying around old baggage - you need to let that shit go. We've all done it, believe me, but this is not the weight to carry around. Don't give them that power. #LoveYourselfMore 🫂

Depends on the "things." 🤷‍♂️😉