Didn’t need to tag me but also, you forgot the important part though: take her to a hockey game and let her get fucking wasted.

Lawrence with eyes closed under a waterfall.

~Zen Larr~

I take pleasure in the little things like the fact I must send @sirlarr.bsky.social at least 10 pictures of Hyraxes via instagram everyday.

Still on my “I’m going to make things because at least that makes me feel better, in control, and I like the tangible object” - so here’s the rug I made.

devs should implement this feature for this website

a scallion pancake printer could fix me

How am I ringing in the New Year? By playing COD of course.

Or as Lawrence Sonntag puts it: COD Lang Syne.

This is what it’s like when I play Indiana Jones and the Great Circle.

Have you had your minimum 6 slices of bread today????

TIL Bing Crosby was 420 friendly and a supporter of legal “jazz tobacco.”

Cookie is always watching.

A midcentury photo of an ad for Big Breasted Turkeys which features a drawing of a turkey wearing a bra. You know, cause turkey titties need support too.

I know Thanksgiving is over and all, but I plan on posting this image every year from now on.

UPDATED MOTHERCHIP.

I’m eternally grateful for so many drag queen wig styling videos because I’m now determined to make myself a ridiculous beehive to wear at events. BEEHIVE WILL BE ACHIEVED.

Ah, a gaming chair.

Tuesday mood.

Memories of seafood towers of yore.

I just read a description of “Clean-Girl Scandinavian Style” as “…defined by roomy jeans, spirited knits, flip-flops, and an effortlessness that can only come from having universal healthcare” and it made me laugh but also made so much sense.

I feel attacked by this targeted ad. Why are you so concerned with my meat storage?!

I’m glad you are feeling recharged and overall just better. ♥️

I’m here! Just not on everyday.

Front cover of the vinyl record Learn to play Bongos with Jack Costanzo.

Front cover of Jack Costanzo record Latin Fever that has what looks like a woman in in a leopard bikini bottom with mouth openin mid-orgasm or scream over a drum.

Time to get my bongos ready, baybee.

I’ve been hoping the 1-900 crying line would open back up again since we all need it, but until then, I guess I would cry and dance in a grief rave. https://www.thelossproject.com/thefandangoediscoteca

Welp, it’s true. All these different apps and nothing of value is being said - including by me.

I want to be so rich, I own an immaculate New York high rise loft where this is the only art on the walls. Because I am a ~true~ art lover.

It’s important my first post involves pictures of cocktails.