You can’t tell me you’ve never seen pee on the seat of a public toilet

People who hover and don’t wipe the overspray

If we all sat we wouldn’t have to worry about sitting in piss, just saying

Working on his masterpiece

In accordance with Cat Law I cannot get up to go eat dinner

Two weeks into my job as the managing editor of a magazine and loving it. Writing notes and sticking post-it flags all over the proof book. I’m Jenna Rink. #iykyk

House Republicans spent the past 2 years accomplishing NOTHING, the least productive Congress in history.

But they rose up in unison, not to pass something for the middle class, but to deny an elected trans woman use of the bathroom.

Hate is a powerful drug.

Hey Abbey Road, this is Penny Lane and she hopes you had a good appointment

I like cats, knitting, and democracy. Algorithm, hook me up