Seriously though, I want every overpaid idiot to go on a mike and tell the world how useless and overpaid they are.

Phillies and Mets at the bottom of the NL East

wint @dril (me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Flyers last 6 games: 22 goals

Phillies last 6 games: 10 runs

Crosby has 3 different rivers he can walk into 🥰

Really warms the heart to see Tony Hawk in Billy’s IG comments 🛹
you too, @sulkirk.bsky.social

i hope i don't get pissed off at the pissing me off factory

Tuning in to the Phillies every night

10th US President John Tyler arranged the cannon explosion on the USS Princeton to kill his co-conspirators, his Secretaries of State and Defense, in the poisoning murder of President William Henry Harrison, along with power broker David Gardiner so he could marry Gardiner’s daughter Julia.

would

Does anybody know what flavor Tastykake "crunch" is?

screenshot from the Cubs stating that teams win when scoring more

Incredible insight from the Cubs broadcast

my father, an old school doc who worked in the public health system in India, used to describe tetanus (which he saw in unvaccinated, often poor people in India without access to post exposure vaccines) as scary, and agonizing.

Came with the house and now I've got to figure out the brand in case we ever move because I generally want less smart devices, but I'm fine with this one.

Co-signed. I have a talking smoke detector that does this. It's like "hey! there's some, uh, smoke detected over here. you've got a minute to figure it out and then I'm gonna start screaming," and it's usually enough time to open the windows and turn on some fans.

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

to be fair, no one can in a training scenario. you need the adrenaline that comes with true danger to complete the lift.

Now I'm angry because I went to look up the article and the reply has 6 words.

Phillies HR needs to sit down and review his job description with him.

RESTORE HARRY THE K'S RIGHT FUCKING NOW

difficulty level: impossible

Can he get his own hand around that knob?

Oh this fucking jams

Only a Luddite-style smashing of the self-serve Ghost Energy Drink kiosks at CBP will appease Base Ba’al and her BABIP demons.

We're past booing. We need to rip down every Ghost logo in the park, burn Ben Davis in effigy, bring our own clocks...

"And the locals are displeased."

Walter White wearing a Phils jersey

I was on the tail end of waiting for Feast for Crows and the 6 years of waiting for Dance with Dragons was enough. Even if Winds of Winter dropped tomorrow, I'm not entirely sure I'd have enough interest anymore.

Friendly reminder- don’t reach over the railing, ESPECIALLY when it’s a ball the Phillies hit

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed