Great, now that bsky is back up, I can go ahead and post all those Really Good skeets I had queued up. Here I go...

Clearly, leg day is so you can carry the entire site.

I bet he mist you, too 💚

Bluesky status report reading “We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos”

Mike D: only rock
all: JEANS
Mike D: never rock
all: CHINOS

This website has been talking about people I refuse to learn about using words I refuse to learn lately and I think that’s enough of that

Drinking too much caffeine and blasting nothing but hyphy music in the headphones.

"the stock market looks like gambling, but it's actually fraud"

a version of the manifesting meme, as a note on a typewriter, with the candles in a circle replaced with lower case I's in the center it reads "something good happening"

🙏

what is consciousness but a series of preventable mistakes

Homesite homies, rise up.

Alright, I'm tired of being Beavis. Back to The Mouth.

Bingo, I must have seen a screenshot of it on Twitter.
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Avril 14th YouTube video by Aphex Twin - Topic

Happy Avril 14th to all who celebrate

and it looks like "clavicular" is the winner of the Muted Term of the Day award 🏆

Whiskey Chariot We are now accepting custom orders on all models of the Whiskey Chariot Ride-On-Cooler! Custom built in San Diego, California.

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I hate it when I get a snack from the kitchen b/c I'm bored, and then eat it without paying attention and forget to even enjoy it. Like, what was even the point of that.

It would be, but unfortunately I "have" to go home to Maui (born and raised) for my birthday.

Shit, and here I am leaving town that weekend.

I have been trying to find the "put the pussy in a smarcaphogus" tweet to post a screenshot, but surprisingly enough, that is a hard thing to Google for.

A fortune cookie fortune that reads, "A refreshing change is in your future".

We are counting on It, fortune cookie.

I'm not usually the type to hateread anything, but I have to admit that it is fascinating to observe the creatures that inhabit /r/ThePitt.

one week until vacation. i can survive this.

She is a fart machine.

One cigarette for the entire section, everyone has to share.

It's never too late to get forklift certified.

once again, past me has failed to keep the house properly stocked with enough snacks, and present me is very disappointed in him.

I can't believe there's still not an option to mute videos by default on this damned web site.

Pussy's haunted

A green and vibrant backyard.

I gotta admit, the backyard is looking pretty lush these days.

Karaoke is a great way to find out that the lyrics to some of your favorite songs are a lot weirder than you thought.