A picture of a small tree labeled "Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree *XL*" for sale for $250

Facebook marketplace Description: Beautiful Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree for sale! We love this tree but it's too big for our house. We also can't keep Thaddeus, our dog, from sitting in the pots. He sits in all of them and gets dirt everywhere. This tree deserves a great space with high ceilings and lots of light. This queen stands 8 ft tall in her ceramic pot. Local pickup only, dog not included. You'll need a van or pick up truck for this tree. You can rent a van from Home Depot or U-haul for $20.

A picture of the Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree in the corner of a room with a dog sitting below it in its pot, staring out the window to the outside.

The sideways face of Thaddeus, the dog, with wide eyes and perked ears laying on the couch.

sometimes FB marketplace provides the best content. I hope thaddeus isn't too sad after they sell his tree.

so what I've gotten from this tournament is Ryan Leonard is going to be an incredible Washington capital and the rest of the league is going to hate him

didn't know the caps were allowed to get 2 ppg in a row

my mom caught the train home to Williamsburg and she's now stuck for at least an extra 2 hours because there was a train/person collision at Quantico 😬 I told her to pull the caps game up on her phone

finally had to turn mine on about a week ago but same

Joe b loves saying Ivan Ivan

Clayton Keller

Well that was a quick shift of momentum

YES this is a xpost of my pinned tweet on twt, I have no original content anymore. I am still mad I missed buying this jersey because someone found it 8 days before me.

Washington Capitals CCM white screaming eagle jersey with the number 68 on the shoulders

Text screenshot: Description: Washington Capitals Jaromir Jagr Jersey. The last name is spelled wrong.

A Washington Capitals CCM white screaming eagle jersey with the number 68 on the back and the name JARG over it.

why is this so funny