White-powdered white fish.

a cartoon minion wearing goggles and overalls is standing on a wooden floor and says whaaat . ALT: a cartoon minion wearing goggles and overalls is standing on a wooden floor and says whaaat .

But with MINIONS!

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Hey Apple. Found your next ‘shot on iPhone’ commercial.

They are! But Mycroft (front) is more anxiously assessing you whereas Sherlock (back) views everyone who doesn’t bow down to him with disdain.

Friend?

I don't roll on shabbos

Kol HaKavod

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That basketball scene is going to be 🔥

So Zuckerbot wasn’t AI before this?

*Stares in Crusades, Inquisitions, and Pogroms*

Pope Claude the First?

Everyone from Herzl to Peres are rolling in their grave.

All of this.

It’s Nazis all the way down

“The Output on the Mount” has less divine authority to it, but the hallucinations do explain some of the plot holes.

Plus fuck vampires

AI Jesus turning loaves into phishes.

That’s the sort of thinking you expect from today’s POTUS not the 90s.

Veni, vidi, VPN?

Oh, so now it’s bad to be ‘swole’?

The newest generation of the ‘Google Bomb’

Wait. TWO AMERICAN POPES AT THE SAME TIME?

Sufferin succotash, it’s a schism….so Dems have ‘The Squad’ and MAGA has ‘The Synod!’?

Oy! That’s certainly a take.

I was promised taco trucks on every corner and now I have TACO puns and NACHO responses.

We can tell, buddy.

Thanks for the new follows