Y'ALL
I'M HIRING A PSYCH FACILTY POSITION
Come work with wonderful students, kind colleagues, and a boss who I like to think is a decent human (it's me...I'm the boss😂)
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Would appreciate shares, as the algo over here is obviously not a thing 😭
Answer is always yes.
If it’s made in a fancy glass I’d entertain the possibility!
I think that for mocktails, many weird ingredients are too over the top. drinking pineapple-orange juice with a splash of seltzer and a sprig of mint out of a fancy glass (my preferred mocktail) is legit fun though. HAS to be in a fancy glass.
Plastic straws available upon request. Las pajillas plásticas están disponibles a solicitud. • Absorbente • Carrizo • Sorbete • Bombilla • Pajita • Sorbeto • Calimete • Pitillo • Cañita • Popote 可應要求提供塑料吸管。 nyc.gov/straws NYC
love how there are so many words for drinking straw across latin america that they have to include 11 of them on a nyc sign (i say cañita)
My lab (u.osu.edu/spal/) and Ken Fujita’s lab (u.osu.edu/fujita/) at OSU are hiring a joint lab manager (a full-time postgraduate researcher) to start this summer!
Come work in two incredibly fun labs in a thriving social psychology department.
Application and more information soon to come!
Bad draft is a lot easier to fix than a blank page
HEY did you know that if you have ADHD you can get a free lifetime pass to our national parks?! Just need your psychiatrist to sign off on it. Holy mackerel how has no one told me this before.
Friends! My university is hiring an Asst Professor of Biology and an Asst Professor of History and American Indian Studies. Our students are wonderful, my colleagues are great, we do good work. Please share! Happy to answer questions :)
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CU Boulder is hiring!!
We’re one step closer to understanding the sperm whale ‘alphabet’.
Read in National Geographic by Richard Kemeny: bit.ly/48D0uoR
Research by CETI Scientists: @begus.bsky.social, Maksymilian Dąbkowski, Ronald Sprouse, David Gruber, Shane Gero
remake lion king with sea lions
The preschool class found a caterpillar. My 2;8 child’s responses. (1) very excited. (2) ‘where is his butt?’ (3) pretended to be a caterpillar all afternoon. (4) ‘daddy is my favorite daddy. Because he is a caterpillar.‘ (5) still discussing caterpillars at dinner (‘caterpillar need kickles’)
Yes triceratops is indeed the correct answer.
The Obleser lab will be hiring soon!
New postdoc (fully funded) and
new PhD or part-time postdoc position (soft-money funded).
Spread the word. Start in Sept/Oct.
Watch out for official announcements!
Please be in touch.
auditorycognition.com
obleserlab.com
hoerhanse.de
lemmi.uni-luebeck.de
Another morning of ICE sightings happening around Chicagoland and the northwest burbs as yes, they are still here, operating under the surface as they were before Bovino's spectacle.
"Maybe If I Color-Code My To-Do List I Will Complete It More Efficiently: A Delusion"
this is Duane Watson’s kids‘ team. Come on psycholinguists— we can get this funded!
did semantic blocking in class today (‘name as many animals as you can in 30 seconds’) and it remains my favorite demo, 10/10
Humanity did that. Science did that. Publicly-funded research did that. Excellent universities did that. Diversity did that. International cooperation did that.
Artemis II is a perfect example of what we can do at our best.
Welcome home, Integrity crew!
me: ‘my life backup plan is to become a witch.’
Student who is getting an a from me for sure: ‘you mean you aren’t one already?’
Once again, the national average pay for adjunct professors with PhDs is a flat fee of $3900 per course.
Dear visual-world eye-tracking community:
My colleagues and I are conducting a survey on pre-processing practices in visual world experiments.
The survey takes approximately 20–30 minutes to complete:
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We'd appreciate it you fill it out or spread it further!
tutorial generating summary tables in R (stargazer, gtsummary) with code for exporting tables in APA format to MSWord. Does anyone have a good pipeline they use for making this process easier? reilly-lab.github.io/Jamie_TableE...
Come join us! We have two research coordinator positions open with the Stanford IRISS predoctoral program, a program designed to mentor students for graduate study:
LEVANTE: careersearch.stanford.edu/jobs/iriss-p...
BabyView: careersearch.stanford.edu/jobs/iriss-p...
(deadline 5/1)
Reminder that the LingComm Grants close at the end of this month!
