Everything’s Gnarly
Posts by Chris
Broken down in Thailand to be built back up again
@bsky.app stop recommending me NSFW gay white accounts that follow zero non-white accounts! And no matter how often I click “show less of” they show up at every refresh!!!
Been eating lately
Tiktok showing me a screen test of Toni Collette as Roxy for Chicago. Nothing will ever come close to this app
I think I’ve finally mastered using my stainless steel pan
Trying to get a mid work nap in
I’ve given up period. Except gym bc my existence is fuelled by body dysmorphia
I’ve given up trying to meet new people bc they say they want to but then are inauthentic with their action. So the moment I reactivate my IG to obnoxiously gloat that I’ve been off for a month, I get a message to meet up in Bangkok next month 😒
Pangina is into Asian guys. Confirmed by my friend 🤗
Maybe it was that fucking ugly guy that I yelled at that knocked my oakleys off my head 😭
Lost my shit at someone and my shit AND in this economy 😭
That’s so smart!
Also lost one of my loop ear plugs
So this guy kept pushing me and my group on the dance floor so I started jumping back. They pushed back even more and then I looked one the guys through his sunglasses eye and screamed to my friends “It’s always the fucking ugly ones!”
Not my proudest moment. But they stopped 🫶
Looking at my Apple Watch actually saved me wtf
What ever I did tonight cracked my mind bc I’m so aghast of the shit that I witnessed that was right in front of me and not while I was sleeping. The brain is fucking crazy
Not today 😮💨 but I felt in like I was in the mirror dimension of the circuit party with the place looking super saturated and ai and having the same interactions with shirtless men over and over with a sense that every moment in time already happened like Deja vu.
The remnants of my fucking Oakley sunglasses that somehow got k pecked off my head and trampled on the ground
Okay I actually found them on the floor of the club with the arms literally snapped off and just the lenses left. I had the wildest trip
I can’t believe I lost my 300 dollar Oakley sunglasses 😭
Ban accounts that post “Japan is living in The future” content. They’re literally living in the 90s
Another random person said I look 22 so any of you haters can stfu
Actual goals
I got compliments on my white lace tank and not my pink harness at the pink disco 🙃
I can’t beleive I missed this omfg
I got them on resale cos I wanna wear my pink harness and see their Substance edit with Katya reciting the VO
I’m on this randos close friends but we didn’t even say hi to each other when we were both at the club in HK. What even is the point
Booked flights to go Korea in July 🇰🇵
I’ll never get used to my mum replying “lol” to messages