My depression is really kicking my ass tonight, I'm trying not to let it spiral into anything more than soulnumbing sadness, but whew, it's a tough one.

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

Deadites attack a dairy farm? EVIL DEAD CHURN.

Two deadites study typography? EVIL DEAD KERN

Deadite lesbians in a long distance relationship? EVIL DEAD YEARN

Deadites making horrible faces at you? EVIL DEAD GURN.

If this was twitter, there would be a million retweets all saying "Me and who?"

I just cannot wait to see Sir Kier Starmer completely broken, his dream in ruins.

A Michael Jackson movie that doesn’t even ALLUDE to him being accused of raping children is such a strange big budget project. It’s weird that it even exists. It would be like making Titanic and cutting before the iceberg. What a ridiculous display.

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

The biggest problem I’ve found with an all-lesbian bank heist team is that everyone wants to be called Fingers

I've heard nothing but good things about it, I've got it all on my tablet to get around to reading at some point.

Pretty neat to see a big, original single-player game do so well. Fun game so long as you never ever read any discussion about it on the internet ever.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

spiked @spikedonline • 3h What could be more sterile than an activist-approved re-education programme? Graham Linehan @Glinner Also, the idea that we need less shame around sex is so outdated as to be almost comical. All current forecasts predict we need about 60% more shame before the species goons itself out of existence

breaking: man who stated in a public court that he's an expert on 'sissy porn' says we're in danger of gooning ourselves out of existence.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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His nicknames were "the Prince of Darkness" and "the Dark Lord".

He was repeatedly sacked from government for lying.

His connections to Epstein and Russia were widely reported for years.

Yet Starmer still trying to claim he was somehow kept in the dark about Mandelson being a wrongun. Come on

So... Resign then, bitch.

Lads it’s nice that you’re trying to do a bot net, but it really does need to be more than two. Looks a bit daft otherwise.

From time to time I like to subject my friends to her cover of Turning Japanese to inflict psychic damage.

*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR

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Only about £5930ish...

What a pile of unmitigated (tiddly)wank.

(The game, not the video.)

So many to list, but the first to come to mind is;

"Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked Rashomon."
"That's not how I remember it!"

Really trying not to let something get to me tonight, but my brain seems dead set on making sure it knows how I feel about it.

No, but the world would be better if he was ground into a paste.