I mean, I use corgis as a form of measurement all the time..

I really enjoyed this book! Antonia Hodgson is an excellent storyteller, and I’m happy that I chose to listen to it because Daphne Kouma’s performance is phenomenal!

So leave me alone

Turtles all the way down, folks

You’re so right 😆

It’s a Wolfbomb!
#corgicrew

Boop. Boop. Boop boop boooop

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

Yo, these mangoes are mine. Why you put them all the way up here?

It do be happening…corn-gis be real exciting stuff

🧘‍♂️

😂 100%

It was a fraught but ultimately successful series of negotiations whereby I acceded to all of Spike’s demands vis-a-vis said Yumsticks. He says he will not budge on the matter of calling me by anything other than “Food Guy”

Spike, why don’t you come outside? We’re all enjoying this nice day.

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Happy assholes of Metallica files lawsuit against Napster at the behest of the music industry assholes day, for those who celebrate

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING ALLERGIC TO ALT TEXT. Anyway, this post contains two screenshots showing that the woman who delivered Trump his McD's today was a woman who testified about how great Trump's stupid OBBB was.

So the whole "paid actors" thing they accuse the left of, well.

Security Chief asleep on the job

Top tier private security while I’m playing video games

Get the net!!

I was going to do things today but then I realized Mr. Show and the Tenacious D show are both on that dumb app owned by Warner Bros

Of course! Side door is open

😔 I am terribly sorry and promise that it won’t happen again. Too often. Sometimes though cause that cake was tasty as hell

Aha! I have found a loophole. There are poppyseeds in this cake, and dogs cannot has any of that!!! However, I have been informed that a new, safe for dogs pound cake must be made immediately to restore my place in the Corgi Butler Class

I have just been informed by the Corgi Council that I will be sanctioned and possibly sent to prison 😱

Don’t bother me I’m on guard duty
#corgicrew

Dang. They are something else…this one is an Aussie/Corgi mix and his energy is absolutely endless! I can’t keep up with him lol