Less than a billion a year to deliver all the mail in Canada seems like a deal.

"Zuckerberg's failure was not making the glasses look lame enough. I have corrected his mistake."

I lift them up and they lift me up

Drivibing

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Happy holidays to those who celebrate

Are you allowed to request a wellness check for someone who's sending their ex psychological profiles a chatbot has generated about them?

Now thats touching grass

CQCBT

Says the person who got pulled into an electoral defeat by Netanyahu.

"What if Harry Potter was good?" double threat season

I hate those adaptation announcement stickers.

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I only drink Snapple to stay informed.

Ned Flanders saying "Do I hear the sound of framing an evil tech bubble as feminism? It's gotta be little Reese Witherspoon!"

She does not look happy to be back on the earth

Thousands of bees swarm southern Israel Residents in Israel have been documenting thousands of bees swarming the southern city of Netivot.

Did Israel just skip directly to the 4th plague?

2028

It's strange to me we keep getting new Willy Wonka movies and none of them are based on the actual 2nd book of the series.

The chad Arakawa vs the virgin Oda

The moment I saw her in the PV I knew that Arakawa was, once again, cooking.

Imagine the licensor response to something like that happening.

I just think she's neat

Classroom of the Elite was sitting on its best character design for 3 whole seasons

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.