I legit thought this was about Dead by Daylight lmao

dude

In what universe do you think this man is into women are you stupid

Red pandas peeking out of popup windows

❗️⚠️ERROR⚠️❗️
Too many red pandas!

He's just like me fr

Object permanence award

Hey-hey it's dad's day!

Days since Dan and Grace argued about whether Angela Anaconda was a good show: 0

What does a red panda usually like to do? It's simply "eating" and "sleeping"

Me fr fr

I hope so because that was my only idea, I'm hosed orherwise

We gotta make a Tokimeki 4 that's even worse, two girls max and they both fucking hate you

REAL SHIT

Anyway I played for like two hours and my arm went numb but he had a delightful nap and I didn't die, so total victory

Back in 2017 when Grace and I only got to see each other twice a year he fell asleep on my arm and like I love him so I didn't want to wake him up but we were playing Xenosaga 2, it took like 20 minutes to shuffle over and grab the controller but I didn't wake him up, then I had to play one handed

Tech_debt.gif

Me: blackout drunk on the cheapest gutter wine in Lumiose city, stumbling off a bridge and floating down a canal face down

My Sylveon wondering why I'm going swimming instead of buying him croissants:

Luckily, just then a lesser panda in front of him “yawned and helped me save face,” he recounts."

"Ko Tanaka likes to answer questions from children about the nearly 20 red pandas he helps look after at Nagano Chausuyama Zoo.

But he recalls being stumped once when asked if the raccoonlike mammals, also known as lesser pandas, yawn like cats.

I've been playing the test build and do NOT put off maintaining your electrical conduits.

Keeping Grace informed, I'm helpful

This would get me back on Yoshi-P's side

Why is Bingus lying to him

BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS. • Removed by author Karl Olson Ultraklys... @karlrol... • 1h Good thing i screencapped it [BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS. Why @why.bsky.team • 8d • Bluesky Elder Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.] 12:54 PM • Apr 16, 2026

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site

i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

Book of Hours! It's set in the same universe but you're playing as a librarian whose job it is to catalogue books and fix up the manor. If you liked Cultist Simulator I 100% recommend it, being familiar with the aspects is a huge help

LFG

This is Couscous at Itou zoo! He looks serious but he's also a mischievous little jerk who likes to hide his feeder toys in the panda walkway where it's annoying for the keepers to retrieve them

(Photographs from @/kanoda on twitter)