I really need to learn to use a sewing machine.

Only cat I can think of atm is Federico and All His Families. I can look for more when I'm at work tomorrow 😁

Happy Birthdayyyyy 🎉🥳🎂

Pops into my head all the time

I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine, also known as the colon 🎵🎶

Always kind of thought people were making up their @maureenjohnsonbooks.com dreams but I’ve had two recently…

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005 IS COMING BACK TO THEATERS FOR THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I love this one. It’s been my phone wallpaper since you posted it on tumblr.

Just found out that there actually IS a chronological option on that other app. You know, the picture one. This feels life changing.

Sorry, I can’t come to work. I bought a new plant and need to spend the whole day looking at it.

Pretty sure that bang I heard a few minutes ago was a plane crashing.

I bought tickets to two things later this year so now I have something to look forward to/be anxious about for months and months to come.

Someone just accurately guessed my age for the first time ever and I can't tell you how happy that made me.

Spotify wrapped is hilarious when you’ve used it like twice ever.

So cute!!

Hey!