Many people get him confused with his dog. Bit of a Frankenstein situation.

A Pavlovian response is when you see a dog and feel a compulsion to ring a little bell.

"Fork split English muffins"

The fork:

I never count my chickens after they hatch. Anything can happen to these little freaks at any time

My squire is lowkey steadfast

We had to say goodbye to my beautiful boy, Odin. He was 15 years old and the light in my life. Everything else has lost meaning.

you missed the best one

AI slop is going to make the book experience worse, too!

The secret to not killing yourself revealed

My mustache hairs are all turning gray

Hahahahahaha

Specifically this person

You just don't get posts like this anywhere else

When I was a kid, everyone wanted a movie theater in their house. These days, people mostly care about not getting shot in the face by the pedophile defense force. A lot changed.

How can you, or the world, entertain this fantasy in the face of such a devastating ratio?

We want ICE dissolved and its members prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Hell, I want new laws made so they can be prosecuted to a greater extent.

I don't log on here much, but it's clear this is where all my favorite posters have ended up... didn't realize I was missing all these people.

Guy who's been obsessively chasing a whale all over the globe for years because he fell in love

Please understand that I cannot make all the snow go away and that you will never find the perfect spot to poop until spring comes

Happy Birthday!

when pizza enters the bagel sector, you can have it any time

My book aims to capture the spirit of the little freaks you love to hang out with. Absolutely no normal guys

Final Fantasy games reached their peak when the cast was at its most absurd. Just a full roster of little freaks you absolutely love to hang out with.

These days, it's just some guys.

A good buddy of mine lives just around the corner.

Sleepyheads

Happy Birthday!

I just finished remastering my game--a project 17 years in the making.

It's rude, it's crude, and it's finally finished.

drunkenpaladin.com

Lol. Lmao, even