And here I was, afraid this joke would come across a little stale

Finished S1 Dark Winds

Do yourself a favor and watch this

(libraries rock!)

When AOL was around, “What’s shawarma?”

Is there a way to filter out the Norman Rockwell image?

Sick of its over use

They just can’t walk around the house barefoot

(Because it’s not just a call of attacking the corrupt)

It won’t be enough to jail them - we’ll need a plan for what to do with the money they stole. A means of distribution that won’t put it in just a few hands either

The countdown for TMZ to realize they can print absolutely anything about the Epstein class and no one will risk suing them begins now

Well, this is going to wreck my sleeping pattern

(At the threat of repeating myself)

Why “but” instead of “and”?

Well it is now, for now

Is this thing on?

This will go down as one of the top 10 observations made on social media

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

I’ll chip in for the tip

Have you watched Monarch Legacy on Apple? Fun series in the world

Not really -

The murder video was killing a woman

The other depicted him as another male of greater stature

So, obviously the later was much worse

No, it’s way past time.

I’m not sure if “better late” will apply

The prefix anti could imply he’d be as stupid as Jesus was brilliant

If we can’t accept posted mail as voting on time how can we mail in taxes with certainty it will arrive on time?

EVERY post I see from him reminds me of Chris Evan’s in Fantastic 4

“This. But everywhere!”

Sometimes just knowing I live three blocks from the library is enough to get me out of bed in the morning

Data Centers - the led weight dragging down property values

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Hope this is acceptable from a stranger

Did someone tell the orange shit nugget that the Pope is running for office?

I think someone told him the Pope is running for office.

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Let’s see how Monday goes on 3 hours of sleep

Oh, so it’s going to be THAT sort of insomnia

It's this sort of news that makes getting out of bed on a Monday morning (tomorrow) that much easier.