Sometimes acts of kindness and/or silliness are the best antidotes to the horrors persisting. 💙

If you have 3+ drinking vessels around you right now…please consider making one of them water.

That’s all.

Sorry not sorry?

“Ok so if Max is going back to HBO Max, i think we should-“
Boss: “No you can’t rename us clam”

“I asked chatGPT —“
Yea, well, I asked a little clam living it’s best life in a tropical coral reef what the meaning of life was - and apparently it’s that - so now I’m a clam too and we’re all vibes bro.

Never forget that caterpillars turn into complete goo before becoming butterflies.

Oh, this isn’t a metaphor for transformation…being a cocooned pile of goo just sounds kinda nice right now.

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Please don't forget to drink water, close your laptop, and wander off into a forest to start a new life living in a hollow tree and making acorn soup for your woodland friends.

If you’re fighting for a moment of peace in this chaotic news cycle, a moment of stillness in your racing mind, and a moment of quiet in your overstimulating day…I just want you to know that see you. 🫶

I wake, stretch my arms up, and release a guttural sigh, so loud, that it silences the birds outside. Mountains tremble. A deep sea leviathan wakes. The Hubble telescope turns around. In the distance, sirens.

Today, I’m just a little penguin giving each one of you a pebble because you deserve it and I like you.

Try screaming into a pillow and then going on a walk outside

You’re randomly added to a group chat and, much like your public Venmo feed, you KIND of know these people, but not really. What’s your first text?

I don’t want to hustle, or grind, or crush it. I want to lie down. And no, I won’t be “getting this bread” unless it’s a REAL croissant in my face.

Thank you for respecting my wishes.

*Pats space next to me*

Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.

Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.

*Opens internet*
Nope
*Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.*

Nap?
Nap.

Exactly

Yes, there’s always light at the end of the tunnel…but I feel like we all wouldn’t mind if the tunnel was a bit shorter. Like, we get it, it’s dark.

Sorry for the delay, was frolicking and dilly dallying in spite of all the things.

None of us know! We’re all just winging it.

Same clam!

It’s okay to not be calm.

Just wanted to say that in case you needed permission to feel whatever it is you’re feeling about… (gestures at everything).

Summarize your job in 5 points? Pass. Gonna summarize life.
1. Imagined I was a jellyfish floating with zero problems.
2. Felt the sun on my face.
3. Unclenched my jaw 153 times.
4. Exhaled a silent scream.
5. Was a silly goose.

Met my younger self for coffee. Told them that all that they’ve endured will help them develop a sense of empathy and humor that will help other people feel less alone in the world someday.

They nodded and asked if we still had a sick burned CD collection and I said yea LOL it’s still in the car.

💙

🫶