oh wait this is about trump

sent him messages today through two different channels(memes) and immediately regretted it

As best you can, ignore him.

no matter what happens next, you must continue to create. sing; with your throat, your hands, your paws.

our song will always be heard.

finally deactivated my twitter

rock hard

my stomach gets so upset from taking the nightbus that i upon arriving home tonight had to strip down to my fucking underwear and open the windows in the living room and drink water in the cold fresh breeze for a whole hour

pregaming dinner at work bc i know today's chef can't cook for shit

never gonna get enough of people's reactions to beyoncé's renaissance

ratling

Does anyone else ever feel this way

Reskeet if you're going to fuck one of your mutuals

like wow ! paul ! i'm so proud of you that you still have the muscle functions to fucking SWALLOW that disgusting mucus you produce in that dried up crack you try to pass off as a mouth BUT there is no fucking reason for you to let everybody in the library know you "still got it" omfg

why do old people make so much goddamn noise like jesus fucking christ debrah we get it you're alive and breathing does the entire train car have to fucking know have some decorum

this is big

committing a war crime by informing the work chat that ur boss cant just randomly take pictures of you at work to use for promotion material

im actually dangerous bc i can get fully dressed and still decide to not go out

guys with allergies are so childish cuz wym i cant kiss you if ive eaten shrimp grow up

hiii

this new castlevania season is ab to become my whole personality

there are only two genders
girl and piss

i once described a guy i liked as someone you can take between two fingers and snap like a cheeto and now half my friends are sort of terrified of me and the other half has joined me on the dark side

this is an old screenshot but i still do not know if the game detected that i used swearwords and gave me this dialogue...or if it always does that

can we stop using queer and lgbt interchangably

hubsband

i will never forgive atlus for not letting joker romance maruki in p5r

boutta let work fucking wreck me

ong

oh right i turned 23 last wednesday