This also happens with my dog and when my children were v young. One night son ended up horizontal over the pillows and I was crunched up trying to sleep

i just asked my cat “are you human or are you dancer” and he bit me

Lovely paws 🐾😊

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Bluebell carpet with tall trees above with some new leaves. Sun pouring in from behind.

More #bluebells? Oh okay then.

Daily red panda scritchies

If it’s a bad cold I’ve told my friend and we’ve usually agreed to telephone coffee instead

I read positive news in French I love it!

I washed the dishes I've been ignoring for days, it took me five minutes, I will learn nothing from this

Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.

Same here. I was bullied at school and home life was traumatic. I spent my lunch and breaks in the library, discovered Agatha Christie. Books continue to save me.

The cat has somehow managed to train the dog to act as her doorbell. Every time the cat wants to come inside, the dog starts barking and raising absolute hell until one of us goes to open the door. Then the dog saunters off, satisfied.

Story from dexerto: Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

Kimi Antonelli leads a Mercedes 1-2 in Shanghai!

Here are your points-scorers after a thrilling race 👇

#F1 #ChineseGP

‘It beggars belief’: MoD sources warn Palantir’s role at heart of government is a threat to UK’s security Experts say that claims UK data remains under government ownership miss the point that the company has the capability to build its own detailed picture of the British population, and even infer state ...

NEW: Two senior MOD whistleblowers with inside knowledge of Palantir's systems have come forward to @thenerve.news to say government ministers are ignorant of the grave national security risks the technology poses.

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Good morning Guy I have the door open, the cat and I are listening to the birds, the sun is finally shining! The pink leaves of my fuschia tree. Your post is so uplifting. Thank you ☺️

What's the best boast you heard as a child? A kid up our road had a Mongoose BMX that he said cost a million pounds, none of us believed him but he kept at it.

I have a scar on my chest from an implanted chemotherapy line. When I moved to a different school I just told everyone that I'd been shot, and they believed me because I was from London.

It reminds me of geode. Totally fascinating

What beautiful colours

Haha my husband currently has a gout flare up atm which he keeps exacerbating cycling 6 days a week- he threatened to get a dart board may not be a bad idea!

What a beautiful tortie so cute!

OH MY GOD.

New thread, obviously, as to not confuse the polling thread. 🪶 🐣

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

i can't believe it's 2026 and we still haven't trained our pets to fold our laundry.

When you have cats, you're never lonely in the bathroom.

Several stuffed animals in shades of blue, pink, and brown on a large blue cushion. A black and white cat is curled up among them with her paw over her face.

Kids are at home for the snow day after being home for school vacation week, cat is resorting to desperate camouflage measures

Crazy cheap - I’m guessing U.K. only…