New Years Resolution:
Don't read my old posts, they're cringe, I'm cringe, I will continue to be cringe (And quite frankly very fucking funny thank you)

Sniffies is just Pokemon-Hoe... but I do be liken those snorlaxes, ursarings and beartics

Watching a homeless PDXer cooking + trying to stay warm over a little fire on the side of the road. My kid reminds me that homeless folks are more likely to die by fire than any other demographic. Never forget: we can house everyone, keep us ALL warm and fed and we just don't. Bc billionaires.

I hate how many proper nouns exist in politics

I am still hunting for Applicants!

Also this was a werewolf ritual and I had a blast carving pumpkins with runes, shapes, and dopey classic scare faces on em.

They cover half a stone circle that was indicative of a 2 fold magick circle.

Also Update! I cannot be fucked to spend all my time online!

Im throwing a Party, its a thing?! Paws & Prophecies was dope! Lets see what happens when I do it this wag!

Todays Quest Objectives!
[_] Body Alchemy : Add Water
[_] Read Grimoire
[_] Shitpost
[__] Quests Completed!

Fatness Training🦌

Should i throw caution to the wind and just be the unhinged feral creature that every one of my friends know I am? Because masking online is the most taxing of shit...

I am so fucking excited!

Do yall think this werewolf T is horny enough?

What are you doing today to make it weird?

Bed headed gay bear drinking coffee

You can talk to me whilst I have my morning coffee... but dont expect anything productive till the cup is empty.

Really love how my wall scroll sits in the tx room

I can smell how sweaty those underwear are from here 🤎

The park was really cool the other night!

I carved my sona on a pumpkin...

Pls clap

Hiya Matt!
Thanks for the awesome content you strive to create!

Deep cleaning my house in a loincloth today! Big Orc boyfriend vibes!

Its before six am and I am wired and awake.

I blame moon madness. But this does offer the oppertunity to.habe coffee sooner in my day!

Would I aquire
So I desire
Your love
Your touch
Your grace
Now stride confidently forward
And sit upon mine face.

Brawny Man look alike smiles at viewer with arms crossed, showing forearm game for days.

If your Dad is not compatible with the life you live, I'm your Dad now.

I'm proud of you for what you've done!
You're doing great, even if things are bad right now.
I love you!

Happy Fathers Day!

I am so fucking excited for this queer chaos in the fucking woods! Camp Wolf Pah here I come!

You will find me
For i have never left you

You will see me
Only when others fail to

I have danced in halls of ivory
And on field of lillies and ice

But i have never left you
And in you my world suffice.

Its a vibe when your one shot characters are named:
Jack Fibinacci
Luc Jenkins
And Tanya Lo'Rax

Respectivly
A Rogue/Sorcerer Cowboy rabbit creature
A halfling wizard looking for his dad Leroy
A 6'6" strongwoman Eladrin paladin with a bone to pick about the environment.

Well illuminated walking bridge covered in late autumn colored leaves leading to a winding path

Dimly lit straight bridge leading to a singular tree that interrupts the path ahead meanacingly.

Same park
Same day
Wildly different vibes

Gotta love some from scratch italian cooking with the Boyfriends <3