ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go.

step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this

She can't handle your good taste

Cat in his fancy new cat hut

Happy customer!

Completed cat hut

Cats observing their cat Ikea project

He's gonna help

Time to build the cats a new house

This is a rather incredible window into a reactionary mindset, because Daniel Vávra seems like he genuinely wanted to tell a story that included a gay romance subplot in spite of pushback, but refuses to extend that understanding to other writers and developers who also want to tell their stories...

I lived

Day 2 of ring fit. If you never hear from me again it's because my thighs exploded and I died.

since JD Vance is new to Catholicism, let me explain that when the head Bishop writes a public letter specifically calling out your theological errors and reminding you that the Pope is the Vicar of Christ, that's considered "bad"

You would have required actual effort to tempt and that was unnecessary

god I wish that were us

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

Tragic: Local Woman Completely Fucks Up Freshly Painted Nails Opening a Lego Box

There is NO MFA available. Die.

shit ass password requirements that strictly limits length to 8-12 characters and does not allow symbols

If you do this shit on a service I need to link to my debit card and driver's license number to, please know I am constantly trying to explode you with my mind

My gender nonconforming husband will sometimes get asinine questions like "did you *paint* your *nails*?" or "did you shave your armpits?". These people have functioning sight and can see yes, he did. Anyways he's taken to looking them straight in the eye and saying "nah".

fsn doodle. rider tells everyone that they need to start using protection after shirou's third abortion. saber responds that it chafes her dick. rin responds that it chafes her dick. sakura responds that it chafes her dick and that shirou likes it when she cums inside. illya responds that it chafes her dick.

received a vision from god

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

fate/stay night, which i’m sure most fate fans have read

Such Violent Saints: The Case of Urban Myth Dissolution Center I am a huge fan of mystery visual novels of the Phoenix Wright, Famicom Detective Club, and Paranormasight mold. If I have to interact wit...

Okay, here we go. Here are my thoughts on Urban Myth Dissolution Center.

お国の人に褒められるのは名誉だなあ

The only positive thing I really have to say about SH2 remake is it makes me want to play the originals again

While I was in college, sometimes the girls at Duane Reade would double bag my tampons and pads to make it more discreet, totally unprompted. That was NYC though

a cool thing the ruling class does is run articles like this to convince you the wealthy are undeserving of a free resource, and therefore it shouldn't be universal. then they switch to convincing you that the poor are cheating, and also don't deserve it

oh thank god they're step-siblings! it would have been so much weirder for her to vore him if they were blood-related

Slap a spoiler warning at the top and do it anyways lol

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.