You still have time to delete this and replace it with a comment that isn’t about your 🍆

“A vehicle he was driving killed a cyclist” hey, if a brick I’m carrying happens to come loose from my hand and fly through a window, am I still liable for property damage

Rise and shine

First date where we sword fight on a bridge over a waterfall

“I will not save myself for better times.
I will use myself up now—and then I will use myself up again tomorrow.

It's why my eyes stay open all night
and my heart throws itself to the stars.

To see which ones decide to stand still
and grow a constellation around me.” -Maureen Seaton

Hell yeah

Being horny toad on main (lying on a sun-warmed rock, eating bugs, and shooting foul-smelling blood from my eyes as a defense mechanism)

why not three testicles tho, maybe i wanna juggle while i’m down there doing mouth stuff

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Tasha Blank’s Soundcloud is tickling my brain in all the right ways tonight 🥰

I don't like the Women Publicly Humiliating Themselves For Money Industrial Complex.

New photo set on my Patreon: Boots, Booty, and A Bomber Jacket

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A little behind-the-scenes peek at a lighting test shot. Taking advantage of the afternoon sunlight streaming in through my windows.

I can relate. And I used to feel bad about it sometimes, until I briefly dated a military vet with PTSD who was the sweetest guy if he decided to get to know you, but once told me that anyone outside his trusted circle “didn’t yet qualify as human” to his brain.

My fondness for decadence extends far beyond kink

Being a kinky adrenaline junkie makes this easy: I’ve tied someone to a chair, interrogated someone, wrestled them, left them gagged & hogtied on a cold floor, worn catsuits & hoods, bungee jumped, cliff-dived, rappelled down a cliff, harness acrobatics, partner acrobatics, hung from scaffolding…

Getting ready for Sweaty Girl Summer

Leather weather.

I know I’ve found the right kind of friends when I tell one that I bought a knife because it matches my tattoo and he responds by showing me a tattoo he got of his favorite knife

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New Patreon photo set: A roundup of my sexiest strap-on selfies, featuring my favorite harnesses, fishnets, boots, stilettos, and very little else.
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I like cats because they express affection by being adjacent

Hello and welcome to my den of iniquity and my kitchen of villainy and my living room of impropriety and my garage of knavery and my

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"I want to be inside your darkest everything." -Frida Kahlo

Some great medical news ⬇️

Years ago, my sister-in-law died of pancreatic cancer. It was an excruciatingly painful decline, through a diagnosis that was a death sentence by the time they finally figured out the cause of her symptoms.

It would be amazing if all that could be stopped by a vaccine.

I can actually hear my bones settling back into the correct places 🤤

The hottest girl you know is spending Saturday night alone on her couch, massage-gunning the crap out of her shoulders

I like that there’s an announcement on the subway that’s like “it’s illegal to kill someone on the subway.” Good reminder

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
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Hell yes Audre Lorde