How do I get slim thick and toned in less than a month

And like Jordin Sparks but the only people who’ve had a real longevity career are like Kelly and Carrie

So many seasons of American idol and i couldn’t name you five winners

NEBRASKA THUNDERFUCK FOR ALL STARS

“The dance floor is dead”

This Madonna song…

Just watched The Bone Temple and the realization they won’t make another one just sent me into a blind rage

She was saying anythingggg

a woman with blonde hair and a bracelet on her wrist is making a face . ALT: a woman with blonde hair and a bracelet on her wrist is making a face .

Somewhere in the world there is a father and a mother and the father has a son who has a mother the mother has a daughter who gets married to the brother of a mother

And that’s just … a fact

The friends we made along the way

Got my nails done lol

She’s too fab for this show

Me and READ BIO are pretty exclusive yeah…..

I’m kinda like if a gay guy

Lana James Bond song not even for a movie it’s for a game oh she’ll never get her EGOT

Everyday it sounds better and better

Like they’re meddling in this somehow

Something about AI is very Scientology coded idk

A “The Comeback” style show but with Jennifer Tilly

“I was addicted to porn and found god” so you pulled the padge to boys kissing and hate yourself for it

Slayyyter the woman you are

Slayyyter the woman you are

If this is AI I’ll kill myself

Graphic design is so back

Didn’t have a second serving of meatballs and pasta last night

Wait give her her queen card

Just finding out Lisa Kudrow hasn’t won an Emmy for The Comeback