us: carefully checking your resume and application for typos, misspellings, and formatting errors, so as not to look unprofessional
actual corporations' job listings: Job Description Text
fill in appropriate description of position
wringing out clothes: my nemesis
Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
you have a left hand ass? woag
there's also two different versions
bluesky DoS attacks itself, just to try to one up Iran
Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!
I feel like not enough reviewers know they had to remake the entire final third of the Michael Jackson movie because it falsely exonerated him, and it turned out the kid’s lawyer foresaw that shit in the 1990s and made sure to include a clause that the estate could never ever do that on film.
I've noticed it's worse the larger the city
small towns, it's mostly kids and people you see regularly and we all know the sidewalks are fucked
but as soon as it gets any kind of size, everyone turns into a demon on wheels
today I learned that vegans have a "cheat day" where they eat meat, enough to where it's a known thing
and I didn't think I had any respect left to lose
the ones who comply in advance, were just looking for an excuse to do the thing but knew it would be politically difficult to, without said excue
drawing is so cool why would you deprive yourself of the joy of making a thing
Cancer Mouse's dad
*Hypnotoad noise*
House of a 1,000 Corpses and Rob's Halloween 2
the first because the buildup to nothing, the second because the "it was just a dream" bullshit in the beginning - I didn't watch the rest of it
literally bob chipman
wait til they give it a gun and a badge
should I be glad I don't know what this means?
first movie I went to in my own car, with my friends who got in because I was an adult lol
The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.
I had a cough like that and it turned out to be a URI
Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor
“Take a moment to think before you dive in. That’s the best advice for Google Photos users, as the company confirms its latest update can scan all your photos to “use actual images of you and your loved ones” in AI image generation.”
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”
www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
haaaap
Every now and then I think of that woman a friend knew from a ferret owner’s group who said that her ferret loved it when she blew raspberries on his bellybutton, only to discover that wasn’t a bellybutton and that he *really* enjoyed it
