Ah yes, one of the ADHD moods: ☆~yearning~☆

What are the top 5 movies that you love to introduce people to? Oh boy let's see.

Amelie
Fifth Element
Gamers: Dorkness Rising
Triplets of Belleville
Serenity (accompanied by Firefly)

You know what, I'm experiencing joy. The Horrors TM can go suck a dick.

Microwave taquitos have saved my life on more than one occasion.

A screenshot of an Instagram post that reads "I bring a sort of "why do we do it this way" vibe to the work place that most don't like"

No Kings, y'all 🤘🏻

What if I started a Patreon but it was just me sincerely being like: here's the tattoo and latte you guys bought me ☺️ thank you guys 🥰🥰 you guys are the best 😚😚😚

I don't think I've ever had a picture taken of me where I don't think I look like I'm about to bite someone. BLIND THEM WITH OUR JOY

I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well.”

The horrors persist but I won a petty battle about solution naming conventions at work, please clap

A meme that shows ICE agents' faces and says Can someone build a database that cross-references the faces of ICE agents with dating apps so that they never get laid again. AND: Is it worth calling it ICE Guys Finish Last

Someone should do this, pretty please.

WHAT THE FUCK

If I knew viewing Guernica would put money directly into the pockets of a still living Pablo Picasso, who had announced publicly that he would be using that money to terrorize, harm, and kill women, not only would I not go view Guernica, it would fundamentally change the meaning of Guernica as art.

Aw boy, ummmm

Started typing in my name and autocorrect suggested "ashamed" 🤙🏻

I think hypervigilance might be bad for me actually, who knew

How long before menopause do you start crying a little when you hear Stacy's Mom?

How can a 37-year-old femme-bodied goblin join a boy band, asking for a friend

Am I too old to be a Saja Boy?

Not even 20 minutes into K-Pop Demon Hunters and I'm already crying, cool cool cool

Yeah I just ate a sleeve of chocolate creme Oreos in a sports bra, mind your business.

I have some pretty big tells for how old I am, ex. I unironically owned a Smash Mouth CD and I don't know what an oomf is.

Genuinely I might cry about the fact that Stray Kids and Ateez are both in NYC this month and I can't see them. Why would fate do this to me during Pride Month?!

How do mimes get those windows so clean

A bouquet of spider mums with a label that only reads "SPIDERS"

Happy Mother's Day, my sons got me spiders

The mushrooms asked me to buy them a billboard that just says “GO TO THE WOODS AND DIE”

I FORGOT ALT TEXT: "A person with long brown and green hair, wearing a homemade gillie-type garb with foam armor and detachable thorns, with a face prosthetic made to mimic a venus fly trap."

Post a pic from 10 years ago

A drawing of a man pointing at himself in the mirror with overlaid text reading "STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE YOU WILL NEVER MEET"