BREAKING: The Onion announces its first act upon acquisition of InfoWars will be to replace its host, Alex Jones with a gay frog.

This was my favorite episode as a kid. #TrumpEpstein

Kash Patel is on the case rooting out all the evil boogers in the DEEP STATE.

Can Joe Rogan have the decency to put a wig on that cue ball and some Mar-a-Lago lip injections since he always ends up riding in trump’s bitch seat?

BREAKING: AI Jesus loves kicking Trump’s ass.

BREAKING: AI Jesus serves humble pie to Donald Trump. 🥧

Am I the only one jonesing for more Bryon Noem content?

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.

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So it turns out the art of the deal is to just threaten to kill someone’s whole family if they don’t do what you want.

Trump’s America

Live your life so your kids dance for you like this ❤️❤️❤️

Trump’s America

BREAKING: Trump's criminal lawyer and newly named Attorney General, Todd Blanche, announces his first action will be to update the office title to Fixer General.

We all grieve in our own way

So why lie and say you were at a business meeting?

President Trump hangs Pam Bondi out to dry.

Trump is on a losing streak with the court cases filed to take more of our rights away.

Not an April Fool's Day joke.

He's gonna need more ketchup! 😂😂😂

Diaper Donnie 🔊

BREAKING: Secretary of War Pete Kegsbreath comes to Kid Rocks and US Army pilots rescue, erasing suspensions and sinking all investigations into any abuse or waste of taxpayers money.

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt says if you don’t delete this pic of her with her baby you’ll get the hose again.

BREAKING: After Iran hacked his email account, FBI Director Kash Patel stated he doesn’t let his gooning interfere with his job performance and insists he’s hard at work everyday.

Finally 😂

If they don't need masks when they're in an airport, explain to me why they need them when they are not in an airport?

BREAKING: After watching little Marco walking around in the comically oversized clodhopper shoes he gave him, Trump ups the ante and gives Rubio a whole new outfit to see how far he’s willing to go to appease him.

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How will you celebrate that special day to come?🎉

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We need to strengthen the bearded wall on the border between this country and his face. That beards doing its patriotic duty holding back a lot of ugly from spilling into our nation. 🫡

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