I’ve tried, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand the appeal of Sleaford Mods.
Fair play to those who do.

I just fell down my own stairs and landed on my arse and my elbow.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.

I’m watching the Ladder To Heaven episode of South Park and I’m having a great time.

Toffee Crisp are brilliant.

BIG PARTY

Two new planets

If I went into space I’d moon everyone.

Correct

I shan’t speak yet

I’m a St Mirren fan tonight.

Currently enjoying this Tory version of pasta n sauce.

I’ll DM you my address

No comment

That is an underrated post. I enjoyed it a lot.

Yip.
I was about to WhatsApp you to tell you.

These are far hotter than I was anticipating.

Is that woodchip against the wall?

Just found a tin of motor oil for Jarvis Cocker’s car.

Yes there is.

No

Yes.
Would prefer that time to get it out the fucking road.

I’m in the waiting room at my kids swimming class. There are three annoying kids playing Tig nearby me. The temptation to trip them up as they run by me is absolutely off the scale.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.

I’ll do that over the next few days after some research (scranning crisps)

Even still it’d slot them in the top ten, flavour is still there.

You’ve inspired me to go and get some tomorrow

Well those go without saying.
The Brexit surf and turf.
Fantastic scran.

I remember them being smelly.
But a good smelly.

T-Bone Steak Roysters are a top ten crisp.
Possibly even a top five.