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Posts by HELL WIZARD

I found out people really don’t like when you your conversation with them isn’t making you want to kill yourself even though that’s good news

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this is a real “hello beautiful” moment

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did you know if they make a movie about you, you go to heaven, and the more movies there are the more heaven you go to. it’s really fucked up that we did that to Hitler of all people

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Jaws may have caused every shark to die, but they also went to heaven, and I think that’s amazing

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this hurt like fucking shit to read

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being autistic is this constant exercise in not understanding what you did to alienate people in your life and craving connection and fearing rejection and trying your best not to let the good warm and soft in you get torn to shreds by the edges you sharpened to defend yourself

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if you’re willing to drop that last part I have lots of tips

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it’s funny that 420 is today but it’s sequel doesn’t happen till 48 hours later

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I met a frog named Boogiedown. we were at the same gloryhole

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I can tell you a lot of ways to not do that

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I forgot to follow up on this. it was very very wet

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I’m taking this loosely as a consign of me. thank you mara

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I get that a lot

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that movie fucking ripped. we also saw it for the mystery movie lol

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we could double up

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I would have sucked on them wild style

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astrolabes are what I call space pussy

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there were so many mummies in that movie

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did you know that if you sue a mummy they have to show up in court. it’s due to spells

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I’m currently in theaters watching a movie called The Daytime Mummy about a mummy in the sun

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The Piping Hot Oven of Tony Pizza

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I would obey your commands as a blood thrall. very confident in this

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Always bb

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what am I supposed to do, tell a cute 41-year old project manager about an abstract dialogueless 4-hour art film I watched that made me vaguely dissociative and riven with memories of my dead father? is that what you want? do you want this to happen?

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people tell me to go outside but they don’t want me outside. normal people don’t want me talking about afrobeat and death metal records in public. trust me on this

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talking to non-communists sometimes feels like encountering a precocious but very stupid child

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quick question, do you understand the bureaucratic flow of power that actuates a dictators political will over a nation. can you step me through how you believe that happens

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@crabitha.slutmo.de crabtime you say

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America as a fascist state extends many decades into the past, yes.

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man are you for real right now. read a book. what would you call the international death squads paid for, trained and sometimes led by the CIA that depose foreign leaders and assassinate civil rights leaders at home. what’s your name for that

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