Black uncle with a Bluetooth headset hovering over the grill master at the family reunion:

“Go ‘head throw another xenomorph on the grill for me youngblud”

“So your going to want to take I-40 east until you get to Bleak Falls Barrow, then take exit 266”

At the Hermés store rn making my son pick out the belt I’m going to beat him with

tf is he crying for

#RAPENETANYAHU

Up the pole

Need a woman with a PhD

(Ph)aggot (D)ick

I wish I could have been there for her

Me tink me gwan pass eweh tannait ya

You wish you had the power

I’m about to set up shop permanently

You called 🤨

Im listening

On god

2032 Olympics in Tamriel

Real shit? 🤔

Crazy to think we went all the way up there JSON

MAKE YOUR JOURNAL IN FLAMES. SCORCH THE SURFACE of THE EARTH WITH THE NAMES AND THE DATES AND THE promises. TEAR THE SACRED FABRIC APART AND REORGANIZE IT INTO CUTE BOXES WITH DOODLES AND Arrows in the margins.

And as always, FREE JUSSIE SMOLLETT!!!

Damn

MY OFFICIAAL STANCE,L IS DESTROY ISRAEL

And niggas want to host the Olympics meanwhile shit looks like morrowind outside lmao

🎶 I want to get a way… I want to Run Escape… 🎶

Grippin the fuck outta that can big dawg 😂 have a blessed day JSON