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make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

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Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

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Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:

SATURDAY CHILLIN’

Don’t fucken @ me 

I’M CHILLIN’

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’

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I 100% want the Democratic presidential candidate that when elected, Trump administration officials just choke out “oh fuck”
as they run to the shredder.

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See, in the US we just let the President take those home and store them in his pool house. Because freedom.

BTW if I don’t believe this is the vibe you will create in the Trump White House when elected, I’m not voting for you for President.

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It's 2035. The transition away from fossil fuels has been a rousing success. The regime is in prison, after the lengthy Philadelphia Trials. Insect populations are rebounding. UBI has uplifted millions. The date he died on the toilet after being informed of his 250 indictments is a global holiday.

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Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

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Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.

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OLHA O QUE EU TERMINEEEEI!!!
Clermont-Ferrand Cathedral ❤️

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Moon Bunny, Froggy and Mushroom walking sticks.

Moon Bunny, Froggy and Mushroom walking sticks.

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks!! Each pattern needs to sell at least 50 each to make them a reality!! Or else I'll have to refund them. Please support!

Store: Bibipins.com

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Watching my whole timeline coming together to clown on fake Star Trek fan Andy Weir is very funny, I don't know what he expected to happen there.

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“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

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The DC Metro

The DC Metro

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi.

The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

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mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

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The Pets Left Behind When Their Owners Are Deported

The most cynical part of me thinks this story will get more Americans to wake up about the evils of ICE in the same way that you can murder as many humans in a crime novel but killing a pet is unconscionable

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I think this could be a great side-effect of UBI: employers have to up their game and make work a place you want to be - somewhere you are treated with respect, where you feel part of a team, where you spend time with people you like, doing work you enjoy or that feels like a path towards something.

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Eldritch horror: the tentacles are old.
Cosmic horror: the tentacles are big.
Body horror: the tentacles are inside you.
Psychological horror: you were the tentacles all along.
Hentai: all of the above.

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me: I don't really love the relentlessly-on-message style of politician

also me: this is art, I don't care, this is picasso, mozart, rembrandt

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the sad reality: your favorite local haunts (that indie bookstore with the queer book club, the game shop that hosts tcg nights, the cafe with local art shows, etc) are always teetering on the edge of closure every single month. just a reminder to show these places love whenever you can.

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a meme with two women (one trans, one lesbian) going "I consent" and a cat with a half empty food bowl goes "why is it empty". The meme on top says 'the myth of 'consensual' sex. On bottom it says 'Isn't there somebody you forgot to feed?'

a meme with two women (one trans, one lesbian) going "I consent" and a cat with a half empty food bowl goes "why is it empty". The meme on top says 'the myth of 'consensual' sex. On bottom it says 'Isn't there somebody you forgot to feed?'

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Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:

SATURDAY CHILLIN’

Don’t fucken @ me 

I’M CHILLIN’

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’

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Photo black cat recumbent in knitted tomato hat with arm outstretched ending in open clawed paw ready to strike. Expression over it

Photo black cat recumbent in knitted tomato hat with arm outstretched ending in open clawed paw ready to strike. Expression over it

I risk death to bring this #Caturday tomato hat cat to you

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Study of a knight

Study of a knight

#29

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Aquarius: Probably nothing to worry about but, we just thought you'd want to know the creature draws near. Ever nearer, actually, it says here. The handwriting is sort of— well, I shouldn't editorialize. But uh. Yeah. Creature's comin'.

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If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

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These are valuable facilities they’ll be guarding, and I certainly hope they’ve fixed the problem of using a wifi jammer to kill their cameras’ connection to the security feeds, one person flipping it with a pole and another then pulling up and back on the battery handle on the now exposed belly.

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When I ID'd as a woman before I transitioned at 35. I still do, but I did then, too. When did you? 🤔🤔🤔

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Man, no, not ever. Newsom hates trans people and homeless people and has made no bones about it. Please support your trans brothers and sisters and stop platforming this dude, he's an embarrassment.

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